JCC whats the proper social etiquette for when youre done eating at a restaurant and you're ready to go

You've got my number, boy.

Ok, I'm drunk, time for bed. G'nite everyone!

 

Usually when something bad is going on, health or violence wise, I stand as close as I can get without being involved and watch. I put on a smile for the sake of being polite.

 

Then he has no business being at large in the city, and frequenting fine dining establishments.

 

I would have stood on the table shouting off some random Arabic words and phrases I know and throw in "jihad" and "Osama bin Laden", and ended it with a hearty "DEATH TO AMERICA!! DEATH TO INFIDELS!!" as I leap off the table and run out the door.


Or for all you know this was some elaborate dine and dash. Was the victim's name Victor Mancini by chance?

 

I don't care what anybody thinks, if something like that happened I'd just get out of there. I'd be no good to anybody just being around.

 

Depending on the conceal and carry laws in his state that might have gotten him shot before he even made it off the table.

 

I would suggest leaving without paying if the restaurant staff is distracted. If you're gonna be rude, just go all the way.

 

Always looking on the bright side, eh?

 

It also depends on the traffic conditions.

 

You probably should have gone to the hospital with your dinner companion.

 

I'd throw the pancake back.

 

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There's such a fine line between seizure and orgasm.

 

Don't I wish.

 

Do you like to go into a seizure at the point of climax?

 

or you wish that wasn't what happens?

 

I think the appropriate course of action is rolling your eyes, sighing deeply and then saying "ah well, this is just inconvenient. Let's find a more dignified establishment, my brave companions". But it's been a while since I read any Goethe.

 

This picture is so wonderfully evil... love it.

 

You should've done what every JCC Member has been trained to do since the day they joined:

Declare Pizza

 

as a citizen of the united states it is your second amendment right and responsibility to shoot something in this sort of public emergency situation. i guess the lady probably i dont know. step yo situational awareness game up, foo'

just make sure to aim center mass because if you only wing her then you can go to jail

 

This was a woman having a medical emergency, not Old Yeller.