JCC what's the stupidest thing you've ever done

Well, now that beezel has exposed the truth, I think we all know the answer is "Becoming a criminal mastermind through JCC-related activities."

 

Please do tell, though, Zapdos. We are curious.

 

signing up to post on a star wars message board

 

The first time I tried jägermeister, my friend and I finished a whole bottle together along with some beer. I blacked out for a good few hours, as I started to come to I was on a water bed arguing with my best friend about who gets to sleep here. My friend says, "you're not gonna puke are you,"

Me, "nah I'm fine... " five seconds later, "no I'm not." I run to the restroom and am waiting by the toilet to throw up. At the last minute my genius drunk brain tells me that the toilet won't be able to hold it, so I turn to my friend's shower and puke all over his bath tub. He comes in to check on me and yells, "Woman, what did you do?!" I explained my reasoning and to this day I still think I'm right and he gives me crap for it every time we drink.

 

I've done a number of stupid things back in my old college days. Most of them involved women.


If pressed, though, I'd say the most stupid thing is a tie between lending a girl I was sort of fooling around with a lot of cash (clearly a result of blood flowing to the wrong head ) and sustaining a crazy relationship with a crazy coworker (at least I was never bored with her though ).

 

I bought a sports coat from Ralph Lauren for about AU$500. It's nice, a kind of sand coloured affair. But it makes me look like I should be saying, "Right, now, Maseratti, MORE POWER, Hammond-you-idiot".

 

"I am a driving god!"






It has no relevance, I just find it funny.

 

I called home once I was there to let them know I was okay. I was instructed to call them collect every week to let them know where I was, where I was headed next, etc. I think it was a mixed reaction. We're a pretty eccentric family, so I think they half expected it, but at the same time, they were definitely worried.

 

Not really. Actually before I edited it, I meant anything socially related, which is really anything that isn't important.

 

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

 

When me and my brothers were very young we decided to play with our football that had been autographed at a charity event by at least 5 or 6 players from the then-Superbowl Champion Patriots...this included Kevin Faulk, Asante Samuel, Rodney Harrison, Corey Dillon, etc. Needless to say, we completely ruined the ball over time and the outer skin was worn right off, along with all the autographs

Pretty stupid. To this day I still can't believe we did this. I mean, I don't know how much the ball would actually be worth, but still, it would be a cool thing to have.

 

When I was real young, believing my dad was right when he said the muddy, swampy areas in the woods around our house was quicksand, just because he didn't want us kids getting into them and tracking mud into the house. I was scared witless of those areas because of him.

 

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread. Bravo sir!

 

Thank you Megatron!

 

Hey whatever happened to Decepticon? He used to post here a lot, but he seems to have vanished of late.

 

To me, that's not stupid. Pinning your survival chances on the idea that the grown-up might know something that you don't, you're here, aren't you?

 

Making love with my cousin all those times.

 

Using cider as a mixer with vodka maybe.

 

When I was a kid I was riding my bike in the parking lot at my elementary school. I look up in the sky and there's a plane with a message banner attached. As I am trying to read the banner I crash face first into a metal bench. My nose got really messed up, a ton of blood.

 

I take the 5th for many good reasons.

 

In this scenario the fifth would have been just not posting. Telling us that you're not going to post with a post is unnecessary. Thank you for your non-contribution.

 

I always find that the 5th pint of lager is the killer , but what can you do once you've finished the 4th ?

 

Accepting that free candy.

 

Assassinating Lincoln on a dare.