JCC What's The Weirdest Thing a Significant Other Has Ever Said or Done to You?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    I have an ex who not only stalked me on facebook, but friended two other exes of mine and my current girlfriend. She still doesn't feel that that was weird.

    Also she had an obsession for sticking her finger in my butt. I honestly didn't mind that every once in a while, but she did it EVERY time.

    That's as far as I'm gonna go with that. How about you?
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  2. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    Didn't want to know about the finger
  3. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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  4. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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  5. harpua Chosen One

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  6. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    No dude, I got nothin' now.
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  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I had one who thought that singing Slick Rick songs was charming.
  8. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Yeah, I think you won hands down when you went for the finger in the butt.
  9. harpua Chosen One

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    Finger in the butt really isn't all that weird.
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  10. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Finger in arse RAWKs.
  11. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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  12. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    It's not so much it being uncommon, as it is me not being able to look at them without forever associating them with buttfinger
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  13. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    "I don't do drugs"


    edit: *meth *cocaine *heroin
    Last edited by Sith-Lord-Gunray, Mar 5, 2013
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  14. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    My girlfriend once told me that she broke up with her ex, Dave, because he wouldn't tolerate her giving him amateur colonoscopies at random, so they broke up. That chump doesn't know what he's missing!
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  15. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Loved Liked me.

    (I tried to think of the most self-deprecating thing possible.)
  16. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    Ex that got very angry when I didn't do anything for her for Valentine's Day. She was newly an ex at the time after she ended it (a couple months at most). It was one of the more ridiculous arguments.
  17. Ghost Chosen One

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    Really crazy mixed signals from my ex, all the time...

    from december:
    me: "u going to the high school reunion tomorrow, ready to party like its end of the world? lol. hope you've been good. hope things will be cool between us tomorrow"
    her: "don't text me during the work week, especially since we don't communicate on any level"
    me: "ok, sorry... happy holidays"
    her: "i think i missed one of your earlier texts, what do you say?"

    Definitely not the weirdest... that's just a short and G-rated one, I could write a book. But I think you get the idea.
    Last edited by Summer Dreamer, Mar 5, 2013
  18. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Picking a fight via text (because I was a college freshman and she was a high school senior- lol long-distance relationships NEVER have any downsides, let me tell you) over evolution, out of nowhere. on the Friday morning before I was going to come home for the weekend. Mainly to visit her. Whee for exes.
    Last edited by RC-1991, Mar 5, 2013
  19. LloydChristmas Jedi Grand Master

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    I farted into a girl's butt once. Like she laid on her stomach and pulled her pants down and I pulled my pants down and I farted into her butthole. It was pretty hilarious.
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  20. The Great No One Force Ghost

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    let's hear it for lloydchristmas, ladies and gentlemen!
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  21. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Then get her to register and post in this thread.
  22. SWpants Force Ghost

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    Me: "Give me time to think and space and let's hold off another week or two without seeing each other."
    Him: *gets a mutual friend to pick him up from the train and bring him to my job to stare at me.*
  23. themetresgained Jedi Grand Master

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    ... Star Wars nerds have strange relationships.
    That seems like the most normal post in this thread so far.
  24. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    How sexually repressed are you people that you think a finger in the butt is strange? This is honestly kind of fascinating, like the next post is going to involve someone posting "they suggested something other than missionary!"
  25. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Said: "Hey, there's a burned corpse in the back of this car"
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