JCC What's The Weirdest Thing a Significant Other Has Ever Said or Done to You?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2012
    I have an ex who not only stalked me on facebook, but friended two other exes of mine and my current girlfriend. She still doesn't feel that that was weird.

    Also she had an obsession for sticking her finger in my butt. I honestly didn't mind that every once in a while, but she did it EVERY time.

    That's as far as I'm gonna go with that. How about you?
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  2. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Jan 7, 2013
    Didn't want to know about the finger
  3. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

    Aug 11, 2004
  4. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

    May 25, 2001
    what what

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  5. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Mar 12, 2005
  6. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Nov 18, 2005
    No dude, I got nothin' now.
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  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Mar 4, 2011
    I had one who thought that singing Slick Rick songs was charming.
  8. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Apr 27, 2005
    Yeah, I think you won hands down when you went for the finger in the butt.
  9. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Mar 12, 2005
    Finger in the butt really isn't all that weird.
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  10. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

    Feb 27, 2013
    Finger in arse RAWKs.
  11. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2012
    It could've been worse.
  12. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Jan 7, 2013
    It's not so much it being uncommon, as it is me not being able to look at them without forever associating them with buttfinger
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  13. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Aug 20, 2003
    "I don't do drugs"

    edit: *meth *cocaine *heroin
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  14. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

    Aug 19, 2003
    My girlfriend once told me that she broke up with her ex, Dave, because he wouldn't tolerate her giving him amateur colonoscopies at random, so they broke up. That chump doesn't know what he's missing!
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  15. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

    Aug 16, 2002
    Loved Liked me.

    (I tried to think of the most self-deprecating thing possible.)
  16. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

    Jun 28, 2006
    Ex that got very angry when I didn't do anything for her for Valentine's Day. She was newly an ex at the time after she ended it (a couple months at most). It was one of the more ridiculous arguments.
  17. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

    Oct 13, 2003
    Really crazy mixed signals from my ex, all the time...

    from december:
    me: "u going to the high school reunion tomorrow, ready to party like its end of the world? lol. hope you've been good. hope things will be cool between us tomorrow"
    her: "don't text me during the work week, especially since we don't communicate on any level"
    me: "ok, sorry... happy holidays"
    her: "i think i missed one of your earlier texts, what do you say?"

    Definitely not the weirdest... that's just a short and G-rated one, I could write a book. But I think you get the idea.
  18. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 2, 2009
    Picking a fight via text (because I was a college freshman and she was a high school senior- lol long-distance relationships NEVER have any downsides, let me tell you) over evolution, out of nowhere. on the Friday morning before I was going to come home for the weekend. Mainly to visit her. Whee for exes.
  19. LloydChristmas

    LloydChristmas Jedi Master star 4

    Sep 3, 2012
    I farted into a girl's butt once. Like she laid on her stomach and pulled her pants down and I pulled my pants down and I farted into her butthole. It was pretty hilarious.
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  20. The Great No One

    The Great No One Jedi Grand Master star 8

    Jun 4, 2005
    let's hear it for lloydchristmas, ladies and gentlemen!
  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

    Nov 21, 2002
    Then get her to register and post in this thread.
  22. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Oct 28, 2004
    Me: "Give me time to think and space and let's hold off another week or two without seeing each other."
    Him: *gets a mutual friend to pick him up from the train and bring him to my job to stare at me.*
  23. themetresgained

    themetresgained Jedi Knight star 4

    Feb 23, 2013
    ... Star Wars nerds have strange relationships.
    That seems like the most normal post in this thread so far.
  24. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

    Jul 13, 2008
    How sexually repressed are you people that you think a finger in the butt is strange? This is honestly kind of fascinating, like the next post is going to involve someone posting "they suggested something other than missionary!"
  25. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Dec 14, 2000
    Said: "Hey, there's a burned corpse in the back of this car"
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