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JCC What's The Weirdest Thing a Significant Other Has Ever Said or Done to You?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. themetresgained

    themetresgained Jedi Knight star 4

    Feb 23, 2013
    People are entitled to have their sexual likes and dislikes, and to like things sometimes and not appreciate them at all times. That doesn't mean that it's strange, or that someone's sexually repressed for not liking a certain thing.
  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

    Apr 3, 2002
    Poopy comes outta there. Yucky.
  3. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Jan 7, 2013
    Aaooww. That one hit me right in the Preferences
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  4. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Dec 14, 2000
    Babies come outta the other one. Yucky.
  5. Space_Caboose

    Space_Caboose Jedi Padawan star 1

    Sep 14, 2009
    No others have ever been that significant to me
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  6. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 2, 2000
    Ex messaged me out of the blue six months after she dumped me. We had not spoken at all in the six months since the break up. She messaged me to tell me that she and her new boyfriend were decorating a Christmas tree.

    It would have been even more weird if it hadn't been Christmas at the time, but it was.
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  7. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

    May 19, 2005
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  8. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Mar 19, 1999
    I had a girlfriend admit to an incestuous relationship with her brother during sex with me.

    Her exact words: "no one but my brother has ever made me feel this way."

    There's a chance that she was lying and that this was just a ploy to make me not want to have sex with her. Mission Accomplished. I did have evidence however that other members of her family were seriously f*d up.
  9. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

    Feb 26, 2007
    this thread is...strange...
  10. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2012
  11. xblackout

    xblackout Jedi Master star 4

    Jun 5, 2008
    Well, he didn't have to ask her to register.
  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

    Nov 21, 2002
    Ooops, I thought he meant an ex. Awkward.
  13. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Nov 18, 2005
    I'm the weird one in this marriage, so everything is good here, how are you?
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  14. Likewater

    Likewater Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 31, 2009
    I was made to attend a "Larp" session. It was spring...still cold and wierd.

    While I am a martial artists I naver did Kendo or Fencing and I tend to stick with...sticks and staffs, but my dear god I was honestly suprised no one hurt themselves.

    So many classes, so many costumes, so many stories to keep straight. But everyone was...enthusiastic.
  15. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Aug 20, 2003
    You guys have really tame stories. I'm questioning your taste in boring life partners.
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  16. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

    Feb 27, 2013
    If you go all in, you need to show your cards.
  17. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2012
  18. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

    Apr 27, 2005
    Oh really? Share yours then.
  19. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Jul 20, 2008
    Three words: Posted. By. Snerd.

    That is where the strangeness comes in.
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  20. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

    Oct 31, 2012

    Maybe you just weren't doing it right?
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  21. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2012
    Didn't I make it clear that I was ok with an OCCASIONAL finger in the wazoo? I just didn't want it every time. I don't think that's strange.
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  22. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

    Nov 26, 2000

    #1stworldproblems. :p And some of us haven't had a S.O. yet... the closest I've come to that was that Walmart girl. :(
  23. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Mar 12, 2005
    Yeah... maybe her brother used to pee on her and chase her around with boogers and roaches. Is it possible she wasn't paying you a compliment? :p
  24. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Jul 20, 2008
    Once again...the strangeness comes from the fact that youre posting it.

    Mostly from the fact that your avatar on the old boards was a very grumpy-looking Mark Hamill publicity photo.

    So now, every time I see this:

    I'm going to think of someone getting anally fingered. (EDIT: "Forcefully Yours - Mark Hamill") Thanks a lot.
  25. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 27, 2012
    I am so glad I could be of service. Would you like me to tell you what she did with one of my lightsabers?