JCC What's The Weirdest Thing a Significant Other Has Ever Said or Done to You?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. themetresgained Jedi Grand Master

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    People are entitled to have their sexual likes and dislikes, and to like things sometimes and not appreciate them at all times. That doesn't mean that it's strange, or that someone's sexually repressed for not liking a certain thing.
  2. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Poopy comes outta there. Yucky.
  3. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    Aaooww. That one hit me right in the Preferences
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  4. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Babies come outta the other one. Yucky.
  5. Space_Caboose Jedi Master

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    No others have ever been that significant to me
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  6. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Ex messaged me out of the blue six months after she dumped me. We had not spoken at all in the six months since the break up. She messaged me to tell me that she and her new boyfriend were decorating a Christmas tree.

    It would have been even more weird if it hadn't been Christmas at the time, but it was.
    Last edited by Rogue1-and-a-half, Mar 6, 2013
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  7. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    BEING PENETRATED IS ONLY FOR LOSERS LIKE WOMEN AND GAYS.
    Last edited by AaylaSecurOWNED, Mar 6, 2013
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  8. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    I had a girlfriend admit to an incestuous relationship with her brother during sex with me.

    Her exact words: "no one but my brother has ever made me feel this way."

    There's a chance that she was lying and that this was just a ploy to make me not want to have sex with her. Mission Accomplished. I did have evidence however that other members of her family were seriously f*d up.
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, Mar 6, 2013
  9. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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  10. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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  11. xblackout Force Ghost

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    Well, he didn't have to ask her to register.
  12. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Ooops, I thought he meant an ex. Awkward.
  13. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    I'm the weird one in this marriage, so everything is good here, how are you?
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  14. Likewater Force Ghost

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    I was made to attend a "Larp" session. It was spring...still cold and wierd.

    While I am a martial artists I naver did Kendo or Fencing and I tend to stick with...sticks and staffs, but my dear god I was honestly suprised no one hurt themselves.

    So many classes, so many costumes, so many stories to keep straight. But everyone was...enthusiastic.
  15. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    You guys have really tame stories. I'm questioning your taste in boring life partners.
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  16. Diggy Force Ghost

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    If you go all in, you need to show your cards.
  17. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    EXACTLY!!
  18. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Oh really? Share yours then.
  19. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Three words: Posted. By. Snerd.

    That is where the strangeness comes in.
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  20. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe you just weren't doing it right?
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  21. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Didn't I make it clear that I was ok with an OCCASIONAL finger in the wazoo? I just didn't want it every time. I don't think that's strange.
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  22. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    #1stworldproblems. :p And some of us haven't had a S.O. yet... the closest I've come to that was that Walmart girl. :(
  23. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah... maybe her brother used to pee on her and chase her around with boogers and roaches. Is it possible she wasn't paying you a compliment? :p
  24. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Once again...the strangeness comes from the fact that youre posting it.

    Mostly from the fact that your avatar on the old boards was a very grumpy-looking Mark Hamill publicity photo.

    So now, every time I see this:
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    I'm going to think of someone getting anally fingered. (EDIT: "Forcefully Yours - Mark Hamill") Thanks a lot.
    Last edited by Aytee-Aytee, Mar 6, 2013
  25. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    I am so glad I could be of service. Would you like me to tell you what she did with one of my lightsabers?