JCC What's The Weirdest Thing a Significant Other Has Ever Said or Done to You?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2003
    star 7
    I'm not going to, because half of my weird stories involve illegal activities and the other half involve someone I'd rather not trash talk on here.
  2. anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of CT, SW Saga and Lucasfilm Ltd

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Mar 4, 2011
    star 8
    Definitely not saying where my brain went...
    Mortimer Snerd and Juliet316 like this.
  3. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    Thinking about this question, so many things spring to mind I don't even know where to start. Up until last January I had a girlfriend who definitely takes the cake though. The whole mess reminded me why I prefer to be alone. It was a good reminder.
  4. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    No, the context was an orgasm so intense, it reminded her of sex with her brother.
  5. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
    Was this the clinical psychologist? :p
  6. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    long before her. Granted she may have been faking incest and orgasms.
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, Mar 6, 2013
  7. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
    Well, everybody fakes orgasms at one point in their lives... but faking sibling incest mid-orgasm is one of the more bizarre things I've heard.
    Rogue1-and-a-half likes this.
  8. Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    "everybody fakes orgasms at one point in their lives"

    I can honestly say I never have.
  9. Darth Guy Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2002
    star 10
  10. George Roper Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 31, 2012
    star 4
    Was she one of those girls who wants their cake and someone to eat them out too?
    Point Given and Ender_Sai like this.
  11. harpua Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005
    star 9
  12. LloydChristmas Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 3, 2012
    star 4
    lame.

  13. dp4m Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2001
    star 10
    @JoinTheSchwarz -- which one was the weirdest of the things you've said to me? I can't remember...
    JoinTheSchwarz likes this.
  14. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    So you could summarize it all in one word: beezel
  15. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    I'm sorry to admit I've faked an orgasm before. With a condom on, it's not much of a challenge, even for someone like me without the slightest talent for acting.
  16. Violent Violet Menace Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2004
    star 4
  17. dp4m Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2001
    star 10
    Felix?
  18. OBIWAN-JR Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2002
    star 6
    Set a fire in my flesh.


    -JR :)
  19. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    I'd fake an orgasm too as I went completely limp from some dizzy chick that tells me her brother had done her...at quite possibly the worst possible time ever. No apologies necessary Jabba.
  20. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    You're welcome. We strive to entertain.
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, Mar 7, 2013
  21. Darth_Invidious Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 21, 1999
    star 6
    I guess my own significant ex put me through many a ****ed up situation back in the day. It's been too long and thankfully the memory of those situations (and her in particular) has been suppressed well enough that I'd rather not dig up those old files.
  22. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    The definition of closure is probably hidden within the process of moving from anxiety to apathy.
  23. Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    I've got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one.
  24. Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 1998
    star 6
    There was this one woman I dated a few years ago, we met via a friend of a friend who told me that she worked in insurance, I thought nothing of it at the time. We were talking and I asked her about her job after she had asked about mine. She told me that she had worked for a major insurance company here in town but was let go due to the recession and that her current job was a "Customer Satisfaction Assurance Agent". Puzzled, I asked her what all that entailed and who she worked for. After that came those four words which anyone who has watched Jerry Springer or Maury Povich knows all too well means that a bombshell is about to be dropped:

    "Well, don't judge, but..."

    She was a phone sex operator.

    She told me that she wouldn't be surprised if I got up and walked out on her like other guys had done in the past. I didn't. I stayed and talked with her. I asked if she was alright with telling me about her job as I was genuinely curious, she obliged and told me about it for the better part of an hour. Needless to say, I learned a lot about all kinds of fetishes which I didn't know existed, what nights are busy and quiet for phone sex, which famous people she has spoken to (a Certain actor wHo wAs on a Rather welL lIkEd tv SHow EvEN though he is no longer on it...), and funny mishaps from her job.

    Despite the sterotype, she wasn't huge and ugly looking, she did have some weight on her, but that was due to the fact that she was a single mom of a two year old and she was working on getting rid of the baby weight. Her job was something to keep a roof over her head and I totally understood that as she was constantly looking for something other than her current job. The other weird thing about her was that her ex-husband was in prison down in Alabama for double murder but was somehow expected to be released within 25 years. She was looking to marry and change her name ASAP which is why she moved a little faster in the relationship than I was wanting it to go.

    The relationship ended amicably. I wish her well but there was just too much crazy in that relationship for it to last beyond a few dates at most.
    Sith-Lord-Gunray likes this.
  25. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2003
    star 7
    I don't really judge phone sex operators. It's a safe way to make a living without stripping.
    Healer_Leona and harpuah like this.