JCC What's The Weirdest Thing a Significant Other Has Ever Said or Done to You?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    Totally agree. I was more concerned about her ex having a body count to his name and possibly coming to look for her after he was out of prison.
  2. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  3. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Is it really that common? I'd hate to believe that all of the glorious orgasms I've provided for the ladyfolk over the years to have been anything less than genuine.

    Seriously, I want to know. I don't want my fragile male ego to be bruised to the point of leading me to suicide.
  4. harpua Chosen One

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    I dunno... I'm betting that everybody has done it at least once. I would hope it's not a regular thing... that would be stupid. I mean, why would you want to fake it every time instead of, you know, being honest and working at making sex better?

    So... my take is that people generally fake it with people they don't know very well, or don't care about very much.
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  5. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    ^^ I'll have what she's having.
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  6. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Did you get off mort? If so, who cares. :) man law!
  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    That's what Harry said as he had to leave bright and early for his squash game.
  8. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    he crashed a jet into a freight train right in front of me! that was our last date (he died).
  9. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    An ex has never spoken to me again after we broke up.

    Except to tell me to stop trying to initiate contact because they couldn't be friends with me. So. Pretty wild, I know.
  10. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i cant even think of any good ones right now. most of the women ive dated, certainly the ones ive dated seriously, have been pretty awesomely sane.

    as far as bad flirtacious texts, a woman mentioned that she was "born this way" to me the other night and i commented that she must have been a sexy infant then. but i was texting distractedly and i wrote "must have sexy infant" instead.... sooooooo yeah
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  11. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    You just never go the sexy infant route, period.
  12. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  13. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    got bit (fairly hard) on the arm and the leg last night and today the woman's texting me basically fishing pretty shamelessly to find out if she left marks (my arm is tender, but no marks)

    (this is the "born this way" woman, btw... i have a feeling any further association with her is going to result in more stories for this thread and/or my demise)
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  14. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Lady Gaga bit you? Did you startle her?
  15. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  16. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    [IMG]

    this guy's significant other told him to ask a guy on the internet to stop drawing porn of her, a stuffed plush pony based on a cartoon character
  17. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I thought Twilight Sparkle was mine. :(
  18. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Feb 27, 2013
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    'tis boy, 'tis! And any scally claiming otherwise will be off to meet their maker, courtesy of my pick axe.
  19. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    "Well I'm not ******* around on you and I could be, so just let me do what I want."
  20. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Write the screenplay and sell the movie rights as a sequel to Lars and the Real Girl.
  21. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]