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JCC What's The Weirdest Thing a Significant Other Has Ever Said or Done to You?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    Totally agree. I was more concerned about her ex having a body count to his name and possibly coming to look for her after he was out of prison.
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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  3. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Is it really that common? I'd hate to believe that all of the glorious orgasms I've provided for the ladyfolk over the years to have been anything less than genuine.

    Seriously, I want to know. I don't want my fragile male ego to be bruised to the point of leading me to suicide.
     
  4. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I dunno... I'm betting that everybody has done it at least once. I would hope it's not a regular thing... that would be stupid. I mean, why would you want to fake it every time instead of, you know, being honest and working at making sex better?

    So... my take is that people generally fake it with people they don't know very well, or don't care about very much.
     
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  5. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    ^^ I'll have what she's having.
     
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  6. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Did you get off mort? If so, who cares. :) man law!
     
  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    That's what Harry said as he had to leave bright and early for his squash game.
     
  8. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    he crashed a jet into a freight train right in front of me! that was our last date (he died).
     
  9. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    An ex has never spoken to me again after we broke up.

    Except to tell me to stop trying to initiate contact because they couldn't be friends with me. So. Pretty wild, I know.
     
  10. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i cant even think of any good ones right now. most of the women ive dated, certainly the ones ive dated seriously, have been pretty awesomely sane.

    as far as bad flirtacious texts, a woman mentioned that she was "born this way" to me the other night and i commented that she must have been a sexy infant then. but i was texting distractedly and i wrote "must have sexy infant" instead.... sooooooo yeah
     
  11. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    You just never go the sexy infant route, period.
     
  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    probably true
     
  13. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    got bit (fairly hard) on the arm and the leg last night and today the woman's texting me basically fishing pretty shamelessly to find out if she left marks (my arm is tender, but no marks)

    (this is the "born this way" woman, btw... i have a feeling any further association with her is going to result in more stories for this thread and/or my demise)
     
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  14. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 3

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    Lady Gaga bit you? Did you startle her?
     
  15. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    you might say that
     
  16. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    [​IMG]

    this guy's significant other told him to ask a guy on the internet to stop drawing porn of her, a stuffed plush pony based on a cartoon character
     
  17. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I thought Twilight Sparkle was mine. :(
     
  18. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    'tis boy, 'tis! And any scally claiming otherwise will be off to meet their maker, courtesy of my pick axe.
     
  19. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    "Well I'm not ******* around on you and I could be, so just let me do what I want."
     
  20. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Write the screenplay and sell the movie rights as a sequel to Lars and the Real Girl.
     
  21. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh]