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JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. squir1y

    squir1y Jedi Master star 3

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    What did the ghost say to the hornet's nest? Boo bees. :D

    What's yours?
     
  2. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Something about the American Dream.
     
  3. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Your birth, squir1y.
     
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  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Ham sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
     
  5. squir1y

    squir1y Jedi Master star 3

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    Well I'm psyched that I'm your favorite! [face_dancing] Wow, cynical crowd tonight.
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Oh you're new the JC?
     
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  7. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Human existence.
     
  8. squir1y

    squir1y Jedi Master star 3

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    Oh no, I expected wisecracks aplenty. I'm sure Obama, religion and the Star Wars prequels would've been popular answers. (Sorry if I stole anyone's thunder there)
     
  9. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Fixed that for you.
     
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  10. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    what's brown and sticky?

    a stick.
     
  11. Condition2SQ

    Condition2SQ Jedi Knight star 4

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    Have you heard about Kevin Durant's brother, Deo?

    No.

    That's why you smell so bad.
     
  12. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender "Got any bread?"
    Bartender says "No." The duck walks out.
    The duck walks back in. "Got any bread?"
    Bartender says "No." The duck walks out.
    The duck walks back in. "Got any bread?"
    Bartender says "If you come in here one more time asking for bread, I'm going to nail your beak to this bartop!" The duck walks out.
    The duck walks back in. "Got any nails?"
    "No."
    "Got any bread?"


    My 4 year old son is still working out how to tell jokes. Along the way he's mastered absurdist humour: "Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to the mooo-vies."
     
  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
    A: Chewie!
     
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  14. Condition2SQ

    Condition2SQ Jedi Knight star 4

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    Why is it called the Discover card?

    Because you have to discover a place that accepts it.
     
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  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Beans, beans, good for the heart
    The more you eat, the more you fart
    The more you fart, the better you feel
    So eat your beans at every meal
     
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  16. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Why did the mushroom like going to parties?

    He was a fun guy.
     
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  17. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was undergoing an existential crisis.
     
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  18. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The doctor wanted a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I left my underwear and went home.
     
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  19. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    A man cracked open a frozen over river and was pouring ice cold water over himself. When asked why he was doing this, he replied: I have some leftover penicillin. I don't want it to expire.
     
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  20. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Your mom.
     
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  21. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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  22. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So, this pirate was walking down the street and he had a steering wheel on the front of his pants. I asked him whether it bothered him and he said, "Aaarrrrr, it drives me nuts."
     
  23. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A woman walks up to a bartender and orders a double entendre, so he gives it to her.
     
  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend...
     
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  25. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Pete & Repete were walking down the street, and Repete when home, so who was left?