JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. squir1y Jedi Master

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    What did the ghost say to the hornet's nest? Boo bees. :D

    What's yours?
  2. DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner

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    Something about the American Dream.
  3. Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod

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  4. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Ham sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
  5. squir1y Jedi Master

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    Well I'm psyched that I'm your favorite! [face_dancing] Wow, cynical crowd tonight.
  6. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Oh you're new the JC?
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  7. Ramza Administrator Emeritus

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  8. squir1y Jedi Master

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    Oh no, I expected wisecracks aplenty. I'm sure Obama, religion and the Star Wars prequels would've been popular answers. (Sorry if I stole anyone's thunder there)
  9. DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner

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    Fixed that for you.
    Last edited by DarthTunick, Jun 10, 2014
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  10. tom Chosen One

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    what's brown and sticky?

    a stick.
  11. Condition2SQ Jedi Knight

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    Have you heard about Kevin Durant's brother, Deo?

    No.

    That's why you smell so bad.
  12. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    A duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender "Got any bread?"
    Bartender says "No." The duck walks out.
    The duck walks back in. "Got any bread?"
    Bartender says "No." The duck walks out.
    The duck walks back in. "Got any bread?"
    Bartender says "If you come in here one more time asking for bread, I'm going to nail your beak to this bartop!" The duck walks out.
    The duck walks back in. "Got any nails?"
    "No."
    "Got any bread?"


    My 4 year old son is still working out how to tell jokes. Along the way he's mastered absurdist humour: "Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to the mooo-vies."
  13. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
    A: Chewie!
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  14. Condition2SQ Jedi Knight

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    Why is it called the Discover card?

    Because you have to discover a place that accepts it.
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  15. anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms

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    Beans, beans, good for the heart
    The more you eat, the more you fart
    The more you fart, the better you feel
    So eat your beans at every meal
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  16. Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus

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    Why did the mushroom like going to parties?

    He was a fun guy.
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  17. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was undergoing an existential crisis.
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  18. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    The doctor wanted a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I left my underwear and went home.
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  19. Violent Violet Menace JCC moderator

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    A man cracked open a frozen over river and was pouring ice cold water over himself. When asked why he was doing this, he replied: I have some leftover penicillin. I don't want it to expire.
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  20. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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  21. Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost

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  22. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    So, this pirate was walking down the street and he had a steering wheel on the front of his pants. I asked him whether it bothered him and he said, "Aaarrrrr, it drives me nuts."
  23. imperial_dork Manager Emeritus

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    A woman walks up to a bartender and orders a double entendre, so he gives it to her.
  24. Sarge Chosen One

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    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend...
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  25. DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner

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    Pete & Repete were walking down the street, and Repete when home, so who was left?