Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.
I'm up who (I'm a poo)
My new favourite:
What's red and bad for your teeth?
but that's wrong. the answer is ivan drago's boxing glove.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, red?
A seagull and a crow fighting over an apple.
A baby seal walks into a club...
You stole that off of Star Wars Conquest mod didn't you.
What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
One day a man ran over a rabbit and killed it. He was extremely upset so he stood on the road crying. Soon enough a car comes along, stops and a woman gets out and asks the man what is wrong." I killed this poor bunny!" wailed the man. The woman goes and grabs a bottle of hairspray from her car and sprays it over the rabbit. The rabbit immediately jumps up and starts hopping away. However, he stops every minute or so to wave. The man was amazed," What was in that?" The woman show him the bottle which says," Revives dead hairs and gives them a permanent wave!"
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
Why couldnt Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?
Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Two termites walk into a bar. One looks at the other and says "Hey, buddy, where's the bartender?"
Why couldn't Bob drive a car?
Bob's a dolphin.
What did the fireman say when he couldn't find his firetruck?
"Hey, where's my firetruck?"
What do you call a dude with no arms and legs laying on the floor?
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the ocean?
There are probably a lot more of those.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no ****ing idea.
I just flew in from Cleveland...
Commercial or private flight?
@Diggy, you're not very good at this, are you?
I simply made a dumb joke even dumber. Or an anti-joke, I haven't decided yet.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
What did the Mexican fire marshal name his sons? José and Hose B.
A bum came up to me and said, "I haven't had a bite in days!"...
I hear Robert Frost was a pretty cool dude.