JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 1999
    star 7
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    I'm up.

    I'm up who (I'm a poo)

    *points* HAHAHAHA!
  2. Sauntaero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2003
    star 4
    My new favourite:

    What's red and bad for your teeth?

    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...

    A brick.
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  3. duende Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 28, 2006
    star 5
    but that's wrong. the answer is ivan drago's boxing glove.
  4. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, red?
    A seagull and a crow fighting over an apple.
  5. Volderon Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2007
    star 4
    A baby seal walks into a club...
  6. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Interru

    MOO!
  7. Thuro Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 7, 2013
    star 4
    You stole that off of Star Wars Conquest mod didn't you.
  8. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

    You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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  9. LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 3, 2012
    star 3
    One day a man ran over a rabbit and killed it. He was extremely upset so he stood on the road crying. Soon enough a car comes along, stops and a woman gets out and asks the man what is wrong." I killed this poor bunny!" wailed the man. The woman goes and grabs a bottle of hairspray from her car and sprays it over the rabbit. The rabbit immediately jumps up and starts hopping away. However, he stops every minute or so to wave. The man was amazed," What was in that?" The woman show him the bottle which says," Revives dead hairs and gives them a permanent wave!"
  10. TiniTinyTony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 9, 2003
    star 5
    How do you kill a circus?
    Go for the juggler.
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  11. Diggy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2013
    star 5
    Why couldn’t Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?
    Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
    [IMG]
  12. DarthIntegral Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 13, 2005
    star 7
    Two termites walk into a bar. One looks at the other and says "Hey, buddy, where's the bartender?"
  13. Diggy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2013
    star 5
    Why couldn't Bob drive a car?

    Bob's a dolphin.
    Last edited by Diggy, Jun 11, 2014
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  14. DarthIntegral Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 13, 2005
    star 7
    What did the fireman say when he couldn't find his firetruck?

    "Hey, where's my firetruck?"
  15. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

    Member Since:
    Nov 2, 2000
    star 7
    What do you call a dude with no arms and legs laying on the floor?

    Matt.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?

    Art.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the ocean?

    Bob.

    There are probably a lot more of those.
  16. Diggy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2013
    star 5
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Still no idea.

    What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
    Still no ****ing idea.
  17. Sarge Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Oct 4, 1998
    star 4
    I just flew in from Cleveland...
  18. Diggy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2013
    star 5
    Commercial or private flight?
  19. Sarge Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Oct 4, 1998
    star 4
    @Diggy, you're not very good at this, are you? :p
  20. Diggy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2013
    star 5
    I simply made a dumb joke even dumber. Or an anti-joke, I haven't decided yet.
  21. Darth Eddie Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2013
    star 3
    What's blue and smells like red paint?

    ...

    ...Blue paint.
  22. TiniTinyTony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 9, 2003
    star 5
  23. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2004
    star 4
    What did the Mexican fire marshal name his sons? José and Hose B.
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  24. Sarge Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Oct 4, 1998
    star 4
    A bum came up to me and said, "I haven't had a bite in days!"...
  25. Penguinator RPF Modinator and Batmanager

    Manager
    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 6
    I hear Robert Frost was a pretty cool dude.