JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

If you like math humor, check out Bo Burnham's song New Math. It's super clever.

I think I've lost an electron. In fact, I'm positive.

 

Chemistry jokes are dead. Not even the finest doctors can helium.

 

All the good chemistry jokes argon.

 

When chemists die, you barium.

 

Hafnium weren't that funny anyway.

 

These puns make me want to take arsenic.

 

Well most of us find them funny; I'm sorry that you're finding them prephosphorus.

 

Platinum of them are funny.

 

I read that like four times trying to figure out what the joke was until I realized there were probably a bunch of math jokes on the previous page.

 

LOL, yep, I guess it loses context on top of a new page. My first statement is not a joke, but a statement of fact.

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I know there's another chemistry joke, but I'm having trouble remembering it. It's right there on the tip of my tungsten.

 

Can we keep these jokes to the aluminium?

 

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman!

 

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

 

When killing a vampire, aim for the heart. The stakes can't be any higher.

 

If you’re here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

 

I had to think about that one for a sec .

 

If you don't like musical puns, you have my symphony.

 

I'll my a concerted effort to come up with a good musical pun, if you can drum up the support.

 

But people don't like it when I blow my own horn.

 

Make sure you conduct yourself well.

 

Musical puns? Oboe