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JCC What's your favorite dumb joke?

Discussion in 'Community' started by squir1y, Jun 9, 2014.

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  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
     
    Sarge, Mar 10, 2018
    #826
  2. Moll

    Moll Force Ghost star 5

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    Last night I dreamed that I was weightless!
    ...
    I was like, 0mg.
     
    Moll, Mar 11, 2018
    #827
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  3. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

    Anna one, Anna two.
     
    Diggy , Mar 11, 2018
    #828
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  4. Moll

    Moll Force Ghost star 5

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    What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
    ...
    Outlaws are wanted.
     
    Moll, Mar 11, 2018
    #829
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  5. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral JCC Baseball Draft/SWC Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    As good as the Harry Potter series was, can we all agree that Nearly Headless Nick was a poorly executed character?
     
    DarthIntegral, Mar 12, 2018
    #830
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  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    [​IMG]
     
    Sarge, Mar 12, 2018
    #831
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  7. Martoto77

    Martoto77 Jedi Master star 5

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    - Ken Dodd died yesterday.

    - Did he?
    ​
    - No. "Doddy".


    RIP, Ken.
     
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2018
    Martoto77, Mar 13, 2018
    #832
  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Oct 4, 1998
    [​IMG]
     
    Sarge, Mar 13, 2018
    #833
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  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    The inventor of Velcro has died. RIP.
     
    Diggy , Mar 14, 2018
    #834
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  10. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

    Icy dead people.
     
    Boba_Fett_2001 , Mar 14, 2018
    #835
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  11. Moll

    Moll Force Ghost star 5

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    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Mar 14, 2018
    Moll, Mar 14, 2018
    #836
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  12. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    What is a pirates favorite letter? Most people think it's "R", but it's actually a high C.
     
    VadersLaMent, Mar 15, 2018
    #837
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  13. Moll

    Moll Force Ghost star 5

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    Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

    Person 2: A log cabin.

    Person 1: No, a houseboat; you forgot to add the C!

    ----------------

    Person 1: "What rhymes with orange"
    Person 2: "no it doesn't"
     
    Moll, Mar 15, 2018
    #838
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  14. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Does it make me paranoid if I think people are following me on Twitter?
     
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Mar 15, 2018
    #839
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  15. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    The Jedi Council decided to stop arguing with Obi-Wan's master. After all, they decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons.
     
    PCCViking, Mar 16, 2018
    #840
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  16. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    What did Jay Z call Beyoncé before they got married? Feyoncé.
     
    Last edited: Mar 16, 2018
    Diggy , Mar 16, 2018
    #841
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  17. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Kylo Ren no longer has to worry about suffering the effects of second hand Snoke.
     
    PCCViking, Mar 16, 2018
    #842
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  18. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    A guy at work has emailed me about his space bar not working.

    Myspacebarisnotworking.Canyougivemeanalternative?

    Does anyone know what 'ternative' means?
     
    Diggy , Mar 16, 2018
    #843
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  19. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    [​IMG]
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Mar 16, 2018
    #844
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  20. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral JCC Baseball Draft/SWC Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    I should have posted this one on St Paddy's Day, alas, better late than never ...

    Why should you never iron a Four-Leaf Clover?


    Because, you should never press your luck.
     
    DarthIntegral, Mar 19, 2018
    #845
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  21. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    FTFY
     
    Diggy , Mar 19, 2018
    #846
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  22. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral JCC Baseball Draft/SWC Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jul 13, 2005
    [​IMG]
     
    DarthIntegral, Mar 23, 2018
    #847
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  23. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    How many pedants does it take to change a light bulb?

    Actually, you don’t change it, you replace it.
     
    Diggy , Mar 23, 2018
    #848
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  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?

    One.
     
    Sarge, Mar 23, 2018
    #849
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  25. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi Force Ghost star 6

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    Watt?
     
    Jordan1Kenobi, Mar 23, 2018
    #850
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