JCC WHATS YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT

Like that's not an average Saturday

 

That's like an indie film saturday

 

Yeah, I almost can't believe Greta Gerwig didn't appear at the party.

Oh also there was a dance party to Ignition Remix.

 

I was gonna say. Sell that **** to stillman

 

we got under the influence and went to see zootopia which is a great film.

I dropped my flask half way through and created a ruckus and the mother sitting next to me gave me a VERY dirty look

 

Gaming, mostly been playing Battlefront tonight

 

Went to the Detroit Institute of Arts with my nephew and little brother. We saw Shakespeare's First Folio and an exhibit on American dance.

 

My Friday night was Dungeons and Dragons.

The half-Orc barbarian in the party tried to intimidate the bard I was playing when we met and instead he wet himself.

 

oooooh guys

 

feeling the bernnnnnnning in my lungs as i try to breathe... and cough myself into larynx lacerations. hell yeah! jelly?!

 

Had a few Margaritas and a shot or two of tequila. Watched basketball, arguing about how stupid Trump is with friends while we are making the same drunken points.

 

KEEP MAKING THOSE POINTS DARTH GESH

KEEP SMOKING KERR PLUNK

 

Hi Austin... what are you doing tonight?

 

start smoking, you say? well if you insist... i have been meaning to....

 

YOU LIVE IN WASHINGTON DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT

 

hey harpua .... we are on a quest... you have a sling shot, a tiny mirror, a button that you found on the ground, a receipt from a grocery store for peanut butter, bread, and honey...

now you equip me...

 

WHAT

 

okay, you can quest, too, i guess......

you are missing 3 fingers on your left hand. you have a flask, a piece of rope, a candle stick, and a revolver, in the kitchen.

 

hey, if i have to equip myself i am going to take all the good stuff... just putting that out there....

 

Okay, you have a machete, three ounces of primo reefer, a fake beard, a trench coat, five dollars, a hairpin, a rolling pin, a bag of flour, three pounds of rice, a half-full can of gasoline, and a laptop.

 

I don't know how to do this.

WHAT IS IN THE FLASK WHAT IS THE ROPE MADE OF

 

sweeeeeeeeet!!!

there's been a rumor that lovely, young ladies from the small village, to the east, have been disappearing in the night... some have even made talk of a beast, whispy, tall, with a grotesque semblance of spikes and tendrils that flicker shadows over windows and flirt with the fears in the corner of your eye...

we need to find out what is happening to these lovely, young ladies... and track down .... the terror of the eastern stream...

IN THE FLASK OF SILVER AND IVORY IS A LIQUID MADE OF SCREAMS
the rope is polyester, or something...

 

You have to

>look flask

 

>use mirror and receipt to make a torch out of the slingshot
>head west