What's Your Porn Name??

Discussion in 'Memphis, TN' started by Steja_Palex, Oct 29, 2002.

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  1. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    A couple of years ago, I read an article in "Entertainment Weekly" about how to come up with your very own porn name. It was actually the same article that told you how to come up with your Star Wars name...like I got mine (Steja_Palex).

    Okay...here's what you do: You take the name of your favorite pet...okay...that's your first name. Then, you take the name of the street you grew up on...that's your last name. Got it?

    Here's mine...Snoopy Palmer. :D

    I hope this doesn't offend anyone...it's certainly not meant to. It's just for fun.
  2. Smokem_Alien Jedi Knight

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    I AM OFFENDED. I mean here I am trying to make it in a respectable buisness industry, and people have to go make fun of what I do. Its not east being a porn star you know.

    Alright thats just a joke, this doesn't offend me although that pic of the topless dancers you sent out was kind of racy Steve :) anywho my name would be Rambo Park according to your specifications
  3. Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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    I've done this before and mine really doesn't work, LOL!

    Cammie Highway 14 South....or maybe Cammie Austin Peay would work better. [face_laugh]

  4. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    Hmmmm...would Cammie Annie Mae sound any better?...LOL
  5. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Hmmm.... My porn name would be have to be Fletch Ayers, because my favorite pet's name was Ginger, and the name Ginger Ayers for me would denote a a completely different brand of porn that I would definitely not want to be associated with.

    And speaking of porn, did y'all know that Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical opened last night Off-Broadway???
  6. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    That's so wild!! I hope it's not the original cast!!

    What's next?..."Flesh Gordon: The Community Theater Production"?

  7. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    No....Jane Austen's: Deep Throat

    Check this out:


    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=89&ncid=89&e=10&u=/playbill/20021008/en_playbill/113104

    (Sorry: I couldn't make the above one link.)

    And this one, too:

    Debbie Does Dallas
  8. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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  9. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    Actually, I like the website...it's pretty cool. Of course, once the site is complete it'll be alot better.
    I'm thinking that it might be a pretty entertaining production.
  10. Chewbracca_Myers Jedi Padawan

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    Wow, kinda funny!!! :)
    I'd be Kramer Holmes. Perfect last name, huh?

    Have ya'll heard that there is a porno SW cartoon rip off in manga style? Weird stuff. :D
  11. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    I've heard of that animated SW porn flick, Chris, and I think 'ol George was trying hard to keep them from releasing it, too...but not sure how that went.

    {b]Sherri[/b] will probably be too embarassed to tell you guys her porn name....so I'll just do it for her....LOL

    Her's is...Midnight Rose :D
  12. Minacia_Brightstar Jedi Youngling

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    Let's keep things PG in here, kids. ;)

    On a serious note, be sure not to post links to suggestive material. I couldn't see either of the links posted so far, due to my office's network firewall, so I can't judge the links you have posted. Just a friendly reminder from the neighborhood mod. :)

    Now, for the record, my name would be Tango Monrovia. :p
  13. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    We'll try to keep it as close to PG as we possibly can.

    BTW...with the exception of mine and Trace's names...these are all believable...LOL
  14. DaRtH-ReDrUm Jedi Padawan

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    Puts halo on.

    We'll be good little boys and girls!!!! The links are to the Musical's websites. (And the musical contains no sex or nudity, from what I've been told. Supposedly all it shares with it's namesake are the title and the plotline (as if an adult film ever had a real plotline!!))

    I would hate to meet up with a Debbie Does Dallas fan club. Or even worse, a Behind the Green Door fan club. Just what would they dress like??

    Shudder

    There's some real Halloween fright for you.
  15. Chewbracca Jedi Knight

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    Yeah, it would be kinda scary. :eek: There are plenty of weirdos out there!!!
  16. Minacia_Brightstar Jedi Youngling

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    There are plenty of weirdos out there!!!

    Yep, and we're just a few of them. :p
  17. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Us? Weird? Naaaaaaah!

    Could be worse... We could be the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Appreciation Society.

  18. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    LOL...yeah...that's funny...

    "Today we'll be discussing LeatherFace...evil, psychotic serial killer or misunderstood Texas farmboy."
  19. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    It was a chainsaw fetish. Nothing more. Dammit, why can't you people leave him alone? The TCMAS members are all also members of the NCA- The National Chainsaw Association. Remember: Homicidal Maniacs kill people, not chainsaws.
  20. Minacia_Brightstar Jedi Youngling

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  21. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    The truth about Ronald McDonald:

    [image=http://www.screamingwookiee.dsl.pipex.com/massacre.jpg]
  22. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    CA!!! How nice of you to join us here at the Suspicious Mind Trick!!! So, what's your porn name?
  23. Chewbracca Jedi Knight

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    HOLY CRAP!!! That is so dang funny!!! :D
    Man, this thread has gone on a while. I keep thinking I'll pull up the site and it will have one of those big lines through the title!!! :)
  24. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    I know what you mean, Chris. This is like something you'd see in JC Community!!! (But, of course, we're wittier and much more tasteful.)

    And I can see this name in lights....and the lights, like, explode.... and I see the name....Dirk Diggler!
  25. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    Ooooh....Boogie Nights reference...I love it!!

    Personally, I liked the names Chest Rockwell and Bucky Slopes.

    Ya know, the subject matter may have been a little humorous...but I thought it was a great movie...seriously.
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