What's Your Porn Name??

Discussion in 'Memphis, TN' started by Steja_Palex, Oct 29, 2002.

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  1. TheDarknessX Jedi Youngling

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    WOW my porn name would be Moses Longdale! Cool!
  2. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    We have a winner!!! He's got the best name!!
  3. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    He wins for both Porn Name and Bad Republican Presidential Candidate Name!!!

    I realized that I had another favorite pet, but the name Sweet Pea Ayers would've been completely grotesque!! (Sweet Pea was a parakeet.)

    It could have been even worse, I suppose.
    It could have been Ron Jeremy.
  4. Chewbracca Jedi Knight

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    Oh man, what a name!! :D Gosh, did ya hafta bring up Ron Jeremy?!?!?!? Now I won't be able to sleep!! :) What a freak!!! :p
  5. Steja_Palex Jedi Master

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    Ron Jeremy?! How desperate were producers to ever cast this guy in a flick?! If RJ can do it...my gosh, man...ANYBODY can!
  6. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    I think they shaved a sasquach (poorly, I might add), taught him a few colorful words of English, put him in front of the camera with nothing but his animalistic instincts, and sat back and discussed amongst themselves, "He needs a name. Let's call him Big...something. Hmmm, Big..... Big.... Aw, hell. I can't think of anything. Let's just call him Ron Jeremy."

    The beast must be pushing about 100 by now.

    Guys, are we revealing too much by publicly saying we know who Ron Jeremy is?

    That guy who appeared on "Berretta" with Robert Blake back in the 70's, right?

    See....I've been practicing my answer!!!
  7. Obi_J_Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    heh...my name is
    Beaudreux Wedgewood...

    lol :)
  8. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Oh, that is a good one, Obi-J.
  9. HoustonRH7 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 18, 2002
    Mines horrid... the street is multiple names... but if you take the first one... it would be Rainbow Ashley . absolutely horrid.
  10. IrishThunder Jedi Knight

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    Dandy Applewood

    Thank you.
  11. Clark_W_Griswold Jedi Knight

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    Irish Thunder- ROTFLMAO!!!!! That one is definitely a dandy!!!
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