Oceania When I become the Evil Overlord....

Hey wheres the other 75 reasons from the list!

 

well, if it's that obvious then they're in trouble aren't they?

 

25. Make sure there are only two bad guys at a time. This prevents the other bad guys coming and declaring themselves the evil overlords, throwing you off your throne.

You with me, MiniSith?

 

Lotsa Sith competition these days. Some day they'll all kill each other. Mark my words.

 

My apprentice will deal with MiniSith,
Mayhem? Kieca's Cantina is used to mass destruction....

 

I don't know...I'm considering joining Darth_Mayhem...

 

<Notices SM is starting to look decidedly lonely>

Hey dere mister Boss SithMagician boyo.
Yousa wantin' da Gungan apprentice? Meesa bombad force user. It's not really luck when meesa crunchen dumb droids.

 

Hi, I'm from Jedi Council and Friends Inc.

I'd just like to take a few moments of your time...

*starts handing out fliers*

 

Barbar I think you may have competition. DarthJarJarBinks is over on the NSW board.

 

any need for a drink serving monkey, SM?

 

Are you looking for a slave, by any chance?

 

Wow, haven't seen this thread in a while...

Anyway, yes I could use a slave, a Jedi slave could be very amusing...

But first you must pass the test, teach my drink serving monkey how to serve a good bourbon and coke, and make a B52

 

Oh! You must have misunderstood me....I'm talking about being a *slave*....

wink wink

nudge nudge

 

Uh, no, thats fine, you can go now... *starts backing up slowly*
Thanks for coming!

 

EDIT: UBB code isn't working....

 

Hey sith
need someone evil whose also a world domination militant crazed pychopathic puppy killer
im also batman but only on alternate weekends

 

i think that SM might only want you on the alternating weekends when you're BARMAN!!!!

 

And if she can train that monkey...

 

Pigalek trains both Monkeys and MOOSES!!! (or is that Moosii?)

 

hey rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat

 

So is Pigalek asking SM to be her minion or she offering to be his minion? ?

 

I think she got angry when she missed flat hand chopping me due to a narrative causality problem, ie: she forgot how to spell my name

now she wants revenge on the only person ever to get past my AT field, that person being SM. it'll all end in tears I know it

 

Tek this has nothong to do with because your a mutant midgit herring
by the way im barman all the time doesnt matter if im batman on alternate weekends

and yes i train monkeys (i was let loose on the yr 7ers) Also i am not siths minion because somehow i ended up with his soul (not sure how that happened) besides the barman does what evr he or she wants any way

 

She can spell! it's a miracle!

disengage facetious mode

 

Um, who's got my soul?