Oceania When I become the Evil Overlord....

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Sith Magician, Mar 21, 2001.

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  1. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    *Jumps into crawler and drives over hounds*

    hehe... Now listen here you, you, urr.. well, Sith.. I am a callow youth who has begun a quest to destroy you (in the nicest, evil-less way as possible).
    *sticks crawler in overdrive heading for the hills*

    Im also a coward... so naa *rasberry* :p
  2. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    *flips a switch on an armrest, several small round objects rise from a deep cave, and begin to drift across the desert*

    Although, it is rather like being threatened by Winnie the Pooh.
  3. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    *looks at radar*
    hmmm.. oh bodder :p (winnie the poo)

    Certain death means 1 thing... the hero has to rely on luck... *flips coin* hmmm... 2 outta 3 *flips again* hmmmmmmmmmmm

    Overwhelming results say sleep on it... ;)
  4. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    He shouldn't have been napping, I've released my Holo-Fighters, they assume the shape of whataever the hunted finds most terrifying by probing their minds to see into their fears, and dreaming makes it work very well....
    I wonder what a Jawa dreams about anyway?
  5. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
    *Dreams of replacing the yellow globes in
    his eyes to a more fashionable colour...*
    zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
  6. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    *Holo-Fighters close in, and replace SJ's eyes with flouro pink ones*
  7. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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    AAAAAARGG PINK!?!?!

    He truley is the lord of darkness!!

    *runs round in circles bumping into things and screaming*
  8. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    Oh, and just for your info, the eyes are timed detenators, have fun removing them! [face_devil]
  9. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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  10. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Ah, never even had to get up out of my throne for that one [face_devil]
  11. Nice_smelling_jawa Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 19, 2001
    But there are millions more of us! You cant possibly change all of our eyes!
    *ransacks SK's corpse for spare pieces*
  12. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2001
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    *brings out anti jawa spray*
    pesky jawas
    prepare to meet the chicken of bristol
  13. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2001
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    i watch to much monty python if there ever is such a thing
  14. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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  15. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    oh good i was worried there for a sec
  16. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    I tell ya, there's no such thing as "too much Monty Python". Just like there's no such thing as a good soapie.
  17. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 1, 2001
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    Too much Monty Python? I think not. Nor does it have any effect on your sanity. And its Loretta, not slaveone :)
  18. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    Why d'ya want to be called Loretta, Slavey?
  19. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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  20. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    You can't have babies, Slavey ... where's the phoetus gonna gestate, you gonna keep it in a box?
  21. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 1, 2001
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    *Cries*

    Don't you oppress me
  22. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    .. we could fight for your right to have babies ...

    Hmm, I wonder if the Slave I was capable of that, anyways? It'd have to be like Moya ... a living ship.
  23. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?
  24. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    I like babies, I just couldn't eat a whole one.
  25. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    <insert well-known Austin Powers quote here>
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