Oceania When I become the Evil Overlord....

*Jumps into crawler and drives over hounds*

hehe... Now listen here you, you, urr.. well, Sith.. I am a callow youth who has begun a quest to destroy you (in the nicest, evil-less way as possible).
*sticks crawler in overdrive heading for the hills*

Im also a coward... so naa *rasberry*

 

*flips a switch on an armrest, several small round objects rise from a deep cave, and begin to drift across the desert*

Although, it is rather like being threatened by Winnie the Pooh.

 

*looks at radar*
hmmm.. oh bodder (winnie the poo)

Certain death means 1 thing... the hero has to rely on luck... *flips coin* hmmm... 2 outta 3 *flips again* hmmmmmmmmmmm

Overwhelming results say sleep on it...

 

He shouldn't have been napping, I've released my Holo-Fighters, they assume the shape of whataever the hunted finds most terrifying by probing their minds to see into their fears, and dreaming makes it work very well....
I wonder what a Jawa dreams about anyway?

 

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*Dreams of replacing the yellow globes in
his eyes to a more fashionable colour...*
zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

 

*Holo-Fighters close in, and replace SJ's eyes with flouro pink ones*

 

AAAAAARGG PINK!?!?!

He truley is the lord of darkness!!

*runs round in circles bumping into things and screaming*

 

Oh, and just for your info, the eyes are timed detenators, have fun removing them!

 

Wha-*KERBLAMMO*

 

Ah, never even had to get up out of my throne for that one

 

But there are millions more of us! You cant possibly change all of our eyes!
*ransacks SK's corpse for spare pieces*

 

*brings out anti jawa spray*
pesky jawas
prepare to meet the chicken of bristol

 

i watch to much monty python if there ever is such a thing

 

Never!

 

oh good i was worried there for a sec

 

I tell ya, there's no such thing as "too much Monty Python". Just like there's no such thing as a good soapie.

 

Too much Monty Python? I think not. Nor does it have any effect on your sanity. And its Loretta, not slaveone

 

Why d'ya want to be called Loretta, Slavey?

 

I want to have babies

 

You can't have babies, Slavey ... where's the phoetus gonna gestate, you gonna keep it in a box?

 

*Cries*

Don't you oppress me

 

.. we could fight for your right to have babies ...

Hmm, I wonder if the Slave I was capable of that, anyways? It'd have to be like Moya ... a living ship.

 

What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?

 

I like babies, I just couldn't eat a whole one.

 

<insert well-known Austin Powers quote here>