When the naughty bits get hit. Gooooooooooooooooooooooo science!

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by VadersLaMent, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    BLAMMO!!!!!!

    At the time you are hit, you maybe have maybe 5-20 seconds where you are either in shock or in a blind rage at the person who did this to you. During these few seconds, you are able to move ahead fueled solely on adrenaline and anger. I once saw a friend who after getting kicked in the nuts, chased his attacker for 3 blocks before finally falling to the ground.



    I have experienced this. I was 16. Long before I had found this discarded basic bow that lacked a string. I used it as a means of exercise from time to time where I placed one end on the floor and pushed down on the other end and got a decent tricep burn bending said bow against the floor. Well, one day, the end touching the floot slipped. The end in my hand came loose and smacked me in the jewels. I stood there with no pain for a minute thinking that it was a close call. Then BBLLAMMOO I hit the floor all curled up into the fetal positions unable to even wimper for a couple of minutes.

    I think this is Evolution's way of saying that if you strike me to the life makers I have time to exact revenge for your effontery before the pain hits.

    :) :)
  2. Merlin_Ambrosius69 Force Ghost

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    Aug 4, 2008
    star 5
    I've found the associated nausea overwhelming.
  3. darthhelinith Force Ghost

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    Feb 10, 2009
    star 5
    I'm both amazed and impressed by the high octaves that a man can reach when he has been hit in the family jewels.
  4. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Nov 26, 2000
    star 10
    The sting that envelopes the area after is the worst part. Now, I haven't had people actually hit me there, but I've various objects at work hit there.


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
  5. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    nobody cares about your junk, montie. stop it.
  6. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Apr 5, 2004
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  7. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    Female, scientist, I find yout lack of empathy disturbing.
  8. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2009
    star 5
    The worst part is the feeling that you're going to pee blue blood.
  9. Evil Incarnate Force Ghost

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    Aug 18, 2003
    star 6
    I was once hit so hard that I felt ghost pains from it for three years.

    It still hurts when I remember it. :( ouch.

    Evil.
  10. Koohii Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 30, 2003
    star 5
    Fun at the dojo.
    During sparring, the instructor was trying to provide a light incentive tap to the student to cover and protect. The student chose that moment to step in and lunge. Three seconds later, he fell to the floor.
    Really, protecting the groin is so easy...

    On other incident was the same. It isn't the impact--it's the post-impact when everything goes back.

    Same with collapsing the diaphragm using reverse strike. The goal isn't to brute force it, which would hurt, but to disrupt the rhythm and "knock the breath out".
  11. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    What scientists envision science to be:
    [image=http://0.tqn.com/d/chemistry/1/0/E/1/1/chemistry-glassware.jpg]
    [image=http://images.sciencedaily.com/2008/01/080131161812-large.jpg]
    [image=http://www.singularsci.com/GeneralRelativity.jpg]

    What Montie envisions science to be:
    [image=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iasVLbSsTII/Tgkf0cV6WeI/AAAAAAAAADA/FnGz90IHQF0/s1600/crotchhit.jpg]
  12. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    [image=http://0.tqn.com/d/chemistry/1/0/E/1/1/chemistry-glassware.jpg] Accrding to the AOTC visual dictionairy one of those iems contains impudium p-36

    [image=http://images.sciencedaily.com/2008/01/080131161812-large.jpg] Well that just looks like an overpowered sex toy.

    [image=http://www.singularsci.com/GeneralRelativity.jpg] [face_talk_hand]

    [image=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iasVLbSsTII/Tgkf0cV6WeI/AAAAAAAAADA/FnGz90IHQF0/s1600/crotchhit.jpg] Science!