JCC When the Ramza is away... JTS is our führer!

So, this happened:
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...or-two-weeks-whatever.50029211/#post-52299988

TL;DR version - Ramza is on leave for 2 weeks which means we can talk about him and he'll never know.

I heard that Ramza has a tattoo of John Goodman with "RIP" written underneath it. This was the result of a drunken bender and the desire to pay tribute to the late John Candy - Uncle Buck being a favourite film of his. However, all he could do was slur out how he (Ramza) was the only one who gave a **** about the rules, hence the John Goodman picture.

With a 2 week window in which his Sauron-like gaze is not cast upon us, what interesting facts can you share about Ramza that he can't defend against?

 

I got halfway through a PEOPLE interview with him before I aborted it.

I gave him the "it's not you, it's me" routine.

 

I think Ramza is going to be spending part of the next 2 weeks (regardless of what he says) at the happiest place in Jersey:



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What? Why? I'd read the hell out of a Ramza interview.

 

Well, I was just making a (bad) joke. I have every intention of finishing the interview. I just had personal stuff going on. It is me after all!

 

a) shut up Tunes™,
b) You're a monster Cor. A monster.
c) I see insufficient good Ramza rumours, and
d) Tunes, see a) above

 

Oh.... I see.



psycho

 

I heard Ramza offers a choice to cheaters in his classes: either read every Qui-Dawn post ever written or be expelled.

So far everyone has chosen expulsion, even the one chick with the bushy hair, glasses, and a Ravenclaw t-shirt.

 

I had actually heard that one too.

I heard Ramza was involved in the original webcam experience, where he was the actual coffee pot.

 

/checks restraining order

I am legally obligated to not post anything about Ramza in this thread...

 

No elevator rape jokes dp?

 

/checks restraining order

My lawyer has advised me not to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

 

Who the **** is Ramsa?

 

Some mod favourite.

 

That's the most laughable thing I've heard in my 15 years here.

 

Thanks for the thread, Ender Sai, you didn't have to

 

Lubs j00

 

We should create this whole big fake drama thing in comms where it ends up with users calling for Ramza's head. And half the mods agreeing.

 

Yeah. Fake.

 

I can post whatever I want now!

Math sucks!

 

The mods here always remind me of my 11-year-cousin when we play football and he wants to be the referee. I mean yeah, sure man.

 

I'm pretty sure when that happens you slap the little brat in the head and tell him where to stick his delusions of grandeur.