I am reading every single one of your posts as extremely serious. Which is ridiculous, because it's being caused by that avatar
damn I am in a cut off year xD , anyway I was born in 1985. I do however have to give the standard comment: Under 13 s arent allowed on the board so the option shouldnt be here technically :
I'm the second oldest. I plan to exercise my seniority by thwacking with my cane the first person who complains about turning 30. And by bragging about the fact that I got carded for buying wine last week. Why yes, cashier who may be younger than I am, you certainly may see my ID.
Well, I'm - I'm - I haven't been carded in - can I borrow someone's fingers and toes, I don't have enough to count that high - some 30+ years. I (accidentally) got a senior discount a week after my 30th birthday. Anyone dares to call me ma'am will get a deadly glare.
"Ma'am" is probably courtesy title there. Here, it's an indication some whippersnapper thinks you're old enough to be addressed like an old lady. /just kidding