When you all were n00bs

Sithy as a noob, that had to be funny.

 

Notice my shameless self-promotion, and also advocation of the JCNGL.

Link.

 

not really.

go back about a week and read what he has posted.

 

> Sithy as a noob, that had to be funny.


It's not a million miles different to modern-day Sithman, truth be told.

 

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I was trying to find a noobish one of JP, but it just doesn't exist. He has always been the paragon of wit and purposefull posts.

 

I've caught him out once or twice, but generally he takes his time in posting. Has a dictionary, thesaurus and spell check all on hand for each and every post. I'm sure he even has some 'home-made' "context-check" that makes sure he's posting the right thing in the right thread etc.

 

Sithman
Registered: Jul 99

Date Posted: 7/23/99 4:17pm
Subject: Re: How Is The Empire Evil?

The Empire is evil because they are racists, they eliminate planets without a second thought, they are commanded by the Sith, and the Sith are bad (Duh)!
Well, that's just my $0.02!

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jp-30
Registered: Dec 00

Date Posted: 12/22/03 6:49pm
Subject: RE: Your opinion sucks

> themself=not a word

That's your opinion. And if you've been following this thread, you'd know your opinion sucks.


And the all knowing Google (search on "themself") disagrees [Results 1 - 10 of about 129,000.]

 

That's reasonably good!

People probably don't remember I was around under various socks before SFL, but I still manage n00b posts constantly. And I think I average 1 good post every 1000 or so.

edit = and the JP post edited in is great. Such tact.

 

Why did you leave me off your list, Flare? I thought we were friends.

 

Cuz its a lot of work and I'm fat and lazy.

And no, we were never friends.

 

Look at that list and tell me they are his friends?

Other than me.

 

NaboosPrincess
Date Posted: 11/3/01 8:19am
Subject: RE: Star Wars Dreams.

I had a really strange dream once. I was spying on Luke and Corran and some other Jedi who were sitting around a table talking. Then Luke saw me and motioned me over to him and introduced me as his niece, Jaina Solo. All the Jedi said hello to me and then I woke up
So I got to be Jaina for all of two seconds
I also dreamt once that I woke up to find that the Millennium Falcon had landed in my front yard, and I got to go in and Han gave me a tour of it. Too bad it was just a dream!

 

//pokes chim with stick//

You're no one's friend. And poodles only likes you cause he's your cousin. And you're adopted.

kthnxbye

 

Here's a good one... I think I got it from another site that has pages from ages ago archived there.

"Games is easy to maintain. I'll be fine."
-t3h PB

 

You can hardly preach at JD, at least she found her Fanforce by herself.

Originally posted by FlareStorm, 8/3/01 5:12am
Subject: How do you join?
Ive been surfing around for a while, the whole Fanforce thing sounds nice, but how do you join and find people in my area? I looked in the Faq which helpfully gave me a link that didn't work. You'd think something liek this would be on the front page.

 

This thread is magical.

Other favorite bouts of teh funny:
Dan renaming everything "42".

And while we're on the topic of Dan never having been a noob, I enter this as exhibit A.
"Dan
Registered: Mar 99
6642
Date Posted: 6/20/99 12:18pm Subject: Re: Double-bladed Lightsaber and the Lightside
A double sided saber has only been used by Sith, but it would be cool to see a jedi fight 2 sith at a time - a master and an apprentice! "

Youngster Dan creaming his underoos over Doom 3 - 4 years before it's release.

I'm pretty sure Dan spent the first year or so of his JC life posting nothing but annoying, newbish crap about 42, trying to get a laugh out of the olbies and make a name for himself in the JCC. If would not be until he focussed on the Games forum and met a handsome and ambitious new gamer, a refugee from Ludicous' harsh draconian Lit. forum, that Dan would fully bloom into the wisened and charasmatic individual we know today. I think Krayt might have diddled his peeny a bit, too. That guy's a strong influence here.

 

I like you MarcusP2

 

I was pretty much the worst noob. I still love to read my old noobish posts. You know, like the stuff from last week.



"Not really. I remember this one time me and Sithman were trying desperately hard to figure out what an IP address was so we could play a JK game."

Yeah, you were the guy who got me into Games. I remember playing my first JK MP games with you back in summer 2000. We must have played a dozen 1-on-1 matches at Canyon Oasis. Good times.

 

But for the record, Aaron was a damn idiot noob as well.

I remember when he first signed up as "JKCHAMP" and dared anyone to try to beat him in JK.

 

Dan will forever live in shame for bringing you here.

 

He already does.

 

Yeah and now look how far I have come.

Friends will come flocking now!

 

No.

I wish the old boards were still around, all of my most newbiest posts were lost in the move.

 

You can tell Chim's title was given to him by SoloCommand because he f'ed up the apostrophe again.

Come on, now SC; get it right. The apostrophe takes the place of the omitted letter in the contraction, such as the "o" in "doesn't," "can't" or "isn't."

I call for a vote of no confidence in the Brit's english skills.