JCC When you are the moon

When you are the moon the best form you can be is a full moon, eehh… and then a half moon he’s alright, but the full moon is the famous moon and ehh… like three quarters no one gives a *** about him, when does he come?

Like two days into the calendar month?

He’s useless.

Full moon.

The moon, the main moon.

DarthPunk Diggy

 

Here's a poem from the moon. Neil Armstrong, walking on me face. Buzz Aldrin, walking on me face. And the... the third one is a space man, walking on me face. All on the surfaces. And they looking at all the stuff that the moon has got to offer. Hehe...Yeahh...

 

In related news, I really miss Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

 

I know! Who is supposed to reap something positive out of the existence of Robbie Williams now?!

 

If you are a moon then you don't have a mirror. So if you have to, if you want to see your face, you have to have a little look in the rivers.
I had a look in there.
I'm flipping beautiful! I'm all handsome!

 

This reviewer.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainmen...or-the-ladies-but-fails-to-hit-the-high-notes

 

"Watching his thin sketch of a voice being plastered over the original was a bit like seeing an upturned smile drawn onto the mouth of the Mona Lisa. With crayons."


God bless Kiwis, every one!

 

He's so bright and milky white
shining down upon the ground
He's so bright,
milky white,
shining down upon the ground.
Everybody look at the moon! Everybody seein' the moon!
The moon is bright, he's milky white, everybody look at the moon! Huh!

Ehhhhhh, I did a song, Jupiter I did a song! You ain't got one! Eh! Ho! Ho!

Oh, I feel sick.

 

You know nothing of the crunch.

 

Ender: You see, that is why you do not ask the Moon!
Darth Punk: Listen, I took a chance. We asked the Moon, I didn't know he was an alabaster ****, did I?!

 

Not gonna lie, no idea where this thread is headed or what it's about so i'm just going to fire a few blind shots in the dark. Here we go:

 

Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger, but big like, umm... like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage! Oooh, it's a big one!

 

Is Ender on a drug called Charlie Sheen? Heh...Ender on a bender.

 

One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube.

And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube.

The moon big inside a tube!

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Darth Punk you dinlow! What the **** are you doing? That's the wrong geezer!

 

Waxing your moon.

 

You wanna feel something? I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain. Order up some violent quiche. You want some?

 

(It's sad how few people understand this)

Do you remember when that llama got out? He went AWOL, he went crazy. Started HOOFIN' the public. Do you remember? Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! Haha, hoofed her out the shop. No one could get near that llama, but you EmpireForever. You got off with it...

 

calm a llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sitting in a tight place laughing like a monkey I'm pulling like a chinaboy

carawaycarawaycaraway noise! boing! chicka! marsala! boing! chicka! marsala!

ooooooh

tooth! tooth!