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Where are the Jedi getting all this money? Jedi Marketing Endorsements?

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by lexu, May 27, 2003.

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  1. A-WingsRule

    A-WingsRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    but the black knight got all his limbs choped off - I can almost see Ganner rolling around on the floor with no arms and legs! :)

    Wedge and Iella Forever!
     
  2. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lowie could endorse a good conditioner.
     
  3. lightsaber_wielder

    lightsaber_wielder Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jacen could promote his new book on Jedi philosophy, with a forward from Vergere discussing the light and dark sides of the Force.
     
  4. A-WingsRule

    A-WingsRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I can see it now...

    Jacen Solo : The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Jedi
     
  5. Iron_Fist

    Iron_Fist Jedi Knight star 5

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    "Eleven ways to become a schizophrenic", by Tahiri Veila

    No. 1: Get captured by alien forces on your base planet, and have them shape you with another personality in your head. Then keep seeing artefacts of that personality's culture, and voila! Instant schiz attacks!

    8-}

    Slightly more seriously, before the NJO, the Jedi were very well respected and I expect that many higher-ups made "contributions" and "donations", seeing as Luke had saved the galaxy more than once. You'd probably expect some generosity.
     
  6. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They have stock in a starfighter manufactur.
    Or something else. I don't know.
     
  7. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Luke, Leia, and Han bought a whole lot of War Bonds during the Rebellion. :p
     
  8. A-WingsRule

    A-WingsRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The Jedi disguise themselves as authors and tell us there stories, making huge profits.

    However it turned out to be a mistake to let Ken write his. We got GoDV
     
  9. mrslush50

    mrslush50 Jedi Master star 4

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    Rooty what are you doing!?

    don't you know that that particular series of books isn't suposed to be mentioned by name!?
     
  10. New_York_Jedi

    New_York_Jedi Force Ghost star 6

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    I'm sure several of the Jedi have a nightjob
     
  11. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Anakin at the QuickStop?

    "I'm not even supposed to be here today."
     
  12. mrslush50

    mrslush50 Jedi Master star 4

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    some of them are in the military. they get paid.
     
  13. Force_Prophet

    Force_Prophet Jedi Master star 3

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    I always thought that the Jedi were a very wealthy organization like the Templars were. After 1000's of years they should have a rather large stockpile of wealth to pull from, even the NJO would have access to this as long as they know where it would be located.
     
  14. mrslush50

    mrslush50 Jedi Master star 4

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    If i were the on the council I'd lobby to have the Jedi incorporate and become a publicly traded company. That would keep the paychecks coming no problem.
     
  15. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL, I just had this wierd image of the Jedi wearing clothes much like NASCAR drivers.

    "My name is Jacen..."

    *ahem*

    "*sigh* Fine then, I am Pepsi's Jacen Solo, I'm here to save you."

    *AHEM*

    "Oh for the love of...! *Holds up lightsaber in one hand and a Pepsi bottle in the other* Happy now?!"
     
  16. mrslush50

    mrslush50 Jedi Master star 4

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    right, the costumes would be kinda like what ever Greg Kinners characters name was in Mytery Men. with sposorship all over the place.

    EDIT: Captain Amazing! That was his name!
     
  17. Kettch_the_Jedi

    Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    (1)Leia in a laungerie (I cannot spell) commercial: "I caught the attention of a Jedi Knight, an amazing scoundral and a Hutt lord and you can too. Try out Mrs. Molly's Laungerie shop today; there's a sale on metal for the next three days."

    (2)Yoda sold lightsabers on the black market.

    (3) Mace won basketball competitions

    and the highest paying contribution source... (4) Obi-wan took out fortunate women for a large contribution...
     
  18. Iron_Fist

    Iron_Fist Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL

    This thread is a hoot.
     
  19. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    *Scenes of Yoda jumping, spinning, and kicking Dooku's ass.*

    Yoda: "There is no try.

    "Just do it."

    *Nike: Proud sponser of the Jedi Order.*

     
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