Where is everyone?

Okay, it's early morning here and early afternoon in the UK. Where the hell is everyone?

Don't tell me I'm the only pathetic loser who has nothing better to do on weekends than hang around online forums!?


...Actually don't tell me. I don't think I don't think I want to know the answer to that one.

 

I think ya hit the nail on the head, sparky.

They'll show up for a minute or two at some point this weekend.

I, however, am cursed to work the next six days so my presence is limited to this moment.

Unless it keeps snowing.

 

I'm about to crack on with some work on th... a website.. and watching the Nicholas Escude vs Pete Sampras match in the Aussie Open... Escude has just beaten Sampras on a tie-break to take it to five sets!

 

Tennis? This is your idea of an interesting way to spend a Saturday afternoon?

 

Nope, I'm bored.. when you're bored you watch anything that isn't horse racing.. which it bloody well is now....

 

I like horse racing. I like betting on horse races. Trouble is I'm better at picking dogs. But I don't like dogs. Dogs don't have the same class that horses do.

 

Horse racing is as dull as dish water... so if that's what it's come down to talking about on here too, I is off to do some more work on this site!

 

No! Horse racing is brilliant! You get to dress up in pretty frocks and wear fancy hats. You get to sip horrid cheap champagne from plastic flutes. You get to eat greasy food while pretending to be oh-so-civilised.



Mind you watching the race itself is a bit of a w*nk.