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JCC Where is the most terrifying place on Earth to be right now?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Nov 1, 2012.

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Where is the most terrifying place on Earth to be right now?

Poll closed Nov 11, 2012.
  1. Powerless, debris-strewn east coast USA

    3.6%
  2. War-torn Afghanistan

    10.7%
  3. Any part of Syria under heavy bombardment

    25.0%
  4. The Episode VII forums

    60.7%
  1. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    OK, so, if you had to pick a hell hole where you'd least want to be, where is it?

    For me the choice is obvious. Oblivious to the outside world; devoid of all humanity, it's a shrieking mass of primal humanity gone wrong. The Ep. VII forum.
     
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  2. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 14, 2007
    arlon's house.
     
  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Honestly? Picnic compared to the EpVII forums.

    Have you ever seen the video clip for "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin? If not, go YouTube it. Now, imagine all those little schoolkids who have Richard D James' head instead have Arlon's head. That's Episode VII forums right now.
     
  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    Shouldn't you have just titled this thread "I hate the E7 forum"?
     
  5. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 25, 2004
    You forgot Poland. Err...I mean, North Korea.
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    You have no flair, no style, do you Tunick? It's all neckbeards and Blackberries for you!

    It's truly a mess in there. Terrifying. I don't know if you've ever been to a kids birthday party, you know, for say 5 year olds? It's like that, writ large.

    At least in Syria, the post-Sandy mess, or slim parts of Afghanistan you can have a rational discussion with someone. Without reason, what are we Tunick? Animals! Or the cast of Jersey Shore.

    So, regarding your comment - how dare you, sir!
     
  7. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 14, 2007
    you've changed my answer; i now say it's your apartment.
     
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  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    And how dare you, sir! My apartment is very tastefully decorated and without any red-head Welshman running amok.
     
  9. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 8, 2004
    This. There is nothing more terriffying than a rabid Star Wars fan. :p
     
  10. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    The Disney World tryout room where a few thousand people think they can be a wandering costumed Star Wars character.
     
  11. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    What are you talking about? The EpVII forum is the most fun I've had in days. Granted, I'm a very big part of the problem in there, but the EPVII forum needs a great villain. I'm totally willing to step up.
     
  12. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 14, 2007
    awwww, this is why i'm never going to give you up. [:D]
     
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  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    As kids, they were the fat ones on Santa's lap saying "For Christmas I want a Power Ranger, and a bike, and a TV, and a PlayStation, and some movies, and some t-shirts, and a pool, and some Lego, and some ice-cream, and a Spiderman costume, and some comics, and, and, and..."

    As adults, it's "I want Spielberg and Peter Jackson and Christopher Nolan and Bryan Singer to direct it, and I want it to star Keria Knightley and the guys from Twilight; and the Avengers was cool so they should be in it, and so should the guy from Lord of the Rings (probably all of them), and the novel should be written by JRR Tolkein even though he's dead with input from Robert Jordan, even though he's dead, and George RR Martin, and Terry Brooks, and Brandon Sanderson, and, and, and..."

    One person suggested Kevin Smith direct it. Now, I am a massive Smodco fan and I listen to maybe 4-5 of his Podcasts a week. Love the guy, have done since I saw Clerks and Mallrats in 96 (also, he favourited a Tweet I sent him!). Not only is he quitting movies after 1 final film ("Hit Somebody"), by his own admission he's a small story teller. But someone likes Star Wars, and someone likes Kevin Smith, therefore they must go together!

    Someone else suggested Tony Scott. If I'm not mistaken, Tony Scott's suffering a fatal case of death.

    This was written with that forum in mind:
     
  14. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Ender_Sai: There's nothing worse than the cast of Jersey Shore, even if Arlon were to become the head admin one day.
     
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  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    They can speculate on all manner of inane things (See also: Speculation about director; who'd score it; who'd be in it; who write the tie-in novel), but something important like what the cast would eat gets locked? Outrageous.
     
  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Oh, you just took your first look inside the Ep VII forum didn't you Tunick? I like that description though, it should be the official one.
     
  18. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 14, 2007
    that was quite the wonderful thread. pity they locked it.
     
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  19. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Anonymous lock, too... so ****ing annoying.
     
  20. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    I'm not adamantly against the lock (though the whole forum is a bunch of stupid speculation at this point so I thought it was harmless), but anonymous mod edits are annoying, yes. Definitely should be a rule for that.
     
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  21. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    An inspired thread and sad to see it be among the first casualties of so fun a board. @};-
     
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  22. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 25, 2004
    Come to think of it, the Episode 7 board actually is pretty scary. Throwing out the entire EU? Bringing back Mark Hamill as Luke? *shudder*
     
  23. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    I sense another comic cover, JoinTheSchwarz. :p
     
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  24. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Resurrected Palpatine as the villain!
     
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  25. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    EpVII in a sort of exhilarating way.

    Sacrifices must be made for the greater good.
     
  26. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000

    I've been in that forum since yesterday. :p