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Where's Kurt Russell when you need him?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Jabbadabbado, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Mar 19, 1999
    [link=]Missing scientists mystery deepens in frozen Antarctica[/link]
    [blockquote]The world holds its breath, hoping for the best after six days of radio silence from Antarctica -- where a team of Russian scientists is racing the clock and the oncoming winter to dig to an alien far beneath the ice.[/blockquote]
    Well, we all know what happened. The alien life form no doubt escaped from the ice and by now has copied and assimilated the Russian science team, and is plotting its outbreak into the general human population. We're doomed.
  2. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Jan 19, 2002
    I'm not worried in the least, I have a supply of blow torches.
  3. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Apr 5, 2004
    Forget Kurt Russell, we need Mulder & Scully

  4. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Jul 20, 2008
    Maybe the DI-BEETUS got them.
  5. jacktherack

    jacktherack Jedi Master star 4

    Mar 19, 2008
    Oh that's too bad... They should have called Liberty Medical for their free sample of the diabitus testing kit.
  6. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Jun 2, 2007
    He was sexually assaulted by Christmas critters.