Where's Kurt Russell when you need him?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Jabbadabbado, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    [link=http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/03/missing-scientists-mystery-deepens-in-frozen-antarctica/]Missing scientists mystery deepens in frozen Antarctica[/link]
    The world holds its breath, hoping for the best after six days of radio silence from Antarctica -- where a team of Russian scientists is racing the clock and the oncoming winter to dig to an alien far beneath the ice.

    Well, we all know what happened. The alien life form no doubt escaped from the ice and by now has copied and assimilated the Russian science team, and is plotting its outbreak into the general human population. We're doomed.
  2. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
    star 7
    I'm not worried in the least, I have a supply of blow torches.
  3. Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 5, 2004
    star 6
    Forget Kurt Russell, we need Mulder & Scully

  4. Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
    Maybe the DI-BEETUS got them.
  5. jacktherack Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2008
    star 4
    Oh that's too bad... They should have called Liberty Medical for their free sample of the diabitus testing kit.
  6. timmoishere Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2007
    star 6
    He was sexually assaulted by Christmas critters.