Whew! It turns out it's not really me that smells today!

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by B'omarr, Jan 10, 2002.

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  1. B'omarr Jedi Master

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    All day long I've been smelling some horrid smell. I thought that those burritoes I had for dinner last night had come back to somehow haunt me. Or that the cat had put some mysterious smell mojo on my pants. Or that someone had secretly replaced my morning soap with vomit.

    No, it turns out I stepped in dog poo on the way the the office this morning, and I just now found out about it! Its after 3:00 right now!

    Although it is quite a relief to know that its not my pants that smell, just my shoe.
  2. Zephyr Xux Jedi Master

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    Argh! I hate when that happens! It's embarrassing to have to keep sniffing yourself in public, and then when you don't smell anything and you feel safe again--along comes another big whiff of stanky.

  3. M-RdotM-A-N Jedi Youngling

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    I believe it was your upper lip...

    might wanna get that checked.
  4. B'omarr Jedi Master

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    I already checked the upper lip. Nope, it was my shoe.

    Only problem is, since I'm stuck at work, I don't have anything to clean it off! :eek:

    *gets another whiff of stank*

    Ugh!
  5. Mastadge Manager Emeritus

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    Face it, you smell everyday...
  6. JediElfie Jedi Youngling

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    Dang I wondered what that stench was!

    Oh wait, that's just Houston. Hee hee
  7. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    Throw your shows on the neighbor's roof and go by some new shoes my friend.

    It's the only way to be sure.
  8. Nabooty_Call Former RSA / Obi-Wan Impersonator

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    I didn't know that dogs ate pizza ;)

  9. B'omarr Jedi Master

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    A co-worker here has a can of Lysol for his explosive gas he can't control. Lucky for me too, since I've sprayed it all over my shoe.

    Damnit, I'm starting to rhyme, you see, just like the JCC's Chill_Mike_D.
  10. Zephyr Xux Jedi Master

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    Go into the bathroom and scrape the sole of your shoe all over the sink. Or bang it on the sink; if it's old and hardened it should come off rather easily.

    Or just tell your co-workers that your ripeness is comes from not feeling so fresh today and you're experiencing the male equivalent of being on the rag. (!)
  11. Darth_AYBABTU Jedi Master

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    Eww... to the girl-problem talk above.

    Anyway, B'omie since you are in fact 1000 monkeys, this really isn't all that big a deal. Just scrape it off with your bare hands and throw it at your co-workers.

    AYBABTU?

  12. B'omarr Jedi Master

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    I tried to scrape some of it off, and for the love of Solo, would you beleive there was corn in the poo? Yuck!

    I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't dog poo I stepped in outside, but something much, much worse :eek:

    There is an Asian monkey named Who Flung Poo in here....
  13. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    Oh God! Flashbacks of Friday

    Izel: Hey everybody! Smokey's back her taking a ****!
  14. Zephyr Xux Jedi Master

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    "throw it at your co-workers."

    LOL. That reminds me of the time in 6th grade when I was using the bathroom and a guy next to me proposed we "have a #### fight." Strange folk...


    Anyway--yeah, if there's corn in it...suspect the worst.

    Just run around in your barefeet and insist to anyone the inquires that you're "just a free spirit."
  15. B'omarr Jedi Master

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    I'll tell them I'm an oversized hobbit.
  16. Chill_Mike_D Jedi Youngling

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    My Man I Know You Do Not Have B'O That Would Marr Your Smooth Image, it is indeed time for your Rhythm and Rhyme. I know just what to do with your Doggy Poo on the Shoe: Scrub and Rinse like a Playa-Prince, for that is what you are. B'omarr to the Mack, Jack.

    Chill :cool:
  17. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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    ^ Translation: Wash your shoe.
  18. B'omarr Jedi Master

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    Damn, D, that makes all my problems just float away, with what you say; but it's now the end of the day, and I'd like to stay, but hey, I've got a brew I need to put away.
  19. Just_A_Slacker Jedi Youngling

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  20. Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master

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    Ya, he does NOT put the BO in B'Omarr!
  21. Nabooty_Call Former RSA / Obi-Wan Impersonator

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    Well, B'omarr, I know what type of dog you need to be on the lookout for:





    The culprit was probably a.....








    POODLE :D

  22. Aunt Jar Jar Mimah Jedi Master

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    LOL! B'omarr, you're the best.

    I recommend you bury your shoes.
  23. viper_stew Jedi Knight

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    technically it is you that smells, i mean, where ever you go, that smell was following you

    sorry to burst your bubble :p
  24. Kessel Runner Manager Emeritus

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  25. Chill_Mike_D Jedi Youngling

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    My Man Your B'oms Arr droppin' on the Love Defenses of All the Hottest Honeys, please do enjoy your brew. I do what I can to applaud a man such as yourself, so go grab a Butt-Shelf and have yourself a Superificalliatios Good Time.

    Chill :cool:
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