Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by Le_Penguin, Mar 10, 2004.
This is mainly just an excuse to get people to stop talking about the Irish.
"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."
Yeah.....let's talk about the Swedes instead. They're a bunch of socialistic, smelly b@stards.
Jessica Rabbit isn't bad, she's just drawn that way. And since she's red-headed, would that make her Iris.......er, sorry.
I gotta go with Aki. Jessica Rabbit's like a 96 oz. steak: nice to look at and think about, but way too much to handle.
I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie.
"I saw it myself. She played patty-cake."
Lisa Hayes (Robotech - Macross saga)
Say what you want about that whinning brat...Minmei, Commander Lisa Hayes was the hottest girl on SDF1
Penguin - you should feel that way about every woman, cuz they are ALL way too much for you to handle.
This is just another weak attempt to shame me back into a relationship with you. It's not gonna work, honey.
This thread, by the way, represents a new low for this forum.
"It's only when you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything" (like nail a cartoon character)
Like new lows ever stopped us before.
And you know I like when you play hard to get. You tease.
Hey, where are the guys? Where's Speed, Rick Hunter, Keith from Voltron, Flint or Duke from GI Joe or anyone at all male?!?
i bet asajj ventress would be no fun. she seems like she'd be rather selfish or she'd slice parts off. that'd be unfun unless you are jedi jeff.
Don't get all gender-biased on me. I made sure to include some male characters (Zorak, and Lara Croft has her butch side.)
Asajj has sort of a Red Sonja thing going on: you'd probably have to beat her in personal combat before she'd allow you to engage in personal non-combat.
"I feel sick."
when a thread gets a Red Sonja reference you know its a winner! i bow before your greatness!
Aeon Flux, and I hear there'll be a movie soon.
So my choices are Zorak and Croft?????
And since the butch choice doesn't appeal to me, I'm left with Zorak????
Oh the humanity!
i'd like to change my vote to zorak too.
I agree with Autobot. That praying mantis thing is not overly sexy. I think it's the annoying voice...
But on the plus side, you get to bite his head off and eat him afterwards.
It's Atkins friendly, too: insects are very high in protein.
"You know what, Stuart? I like you."
If I can vote off choices, Frylock. Although, Meatwad can turn into an igloo and you never know whent you'll need a meat igloo.
I just thought of one you forget - pre-ogre Princess Fiona from Shrek. I'd get it on with her. Not like she'd get it on with me, though.
Lister: "Hey, Cat? D'you think Wilma's sexy?"
Cat: "Wilma Flintstone?"
C: "I think, in all probability, that Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman in the entire universe."
L: "That's good. I thought I was going crazy."
C: "She's incredible!"
L: "What d'you think of Betty?"
C: "Betty Rubble?"
C: "Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma."
(from Red Dwarf, Series III)
So why'd you pick Betty instead of Wilma as an option, hmmm? I ask merely for information.
If you have to ask, then you wouldn't understand the answer.
"An excellent suggestion, with only two major flaws..."
i voted for betty rubble. cause then i'd have her all to myself instead of having to share her with you slobbering bozos.
Is there some episode of Betty wearing long gloves??? Cuz that would be MY guess why he picked her.