Which Cartoon Charater Would You Most Like To Get It On With?

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Which Cartoon Charater Would You Most Like To Get It On With?

Poll closed Mar 24, 2004.
Betty Rubble (The Flinstones) 1 vote(s) 5.0%
Sharon Apple (Macross Plus) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Zorak (Space Ghost Coast to Coast) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) 4 vote(s) 20.0%
Asajj Ventress (Clone Wars Cartoon) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop) 3 vote(s) 15.0%
Aki Ross (Final Fantasy: TSW) 5 vote(s) 25.0%
Aeon Flux (Aeon Flux) 4 vote(s) 20.0%
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) 3 vote(s) 15.0%
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  1. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    That was the episode where Betty went to veterinary school....
  2. BespinBelle Jedi Knight

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    Feb 8, 2004
    star 1
    Two words: Spike Spiegel

    3, 2, 1, let's jam!
  3. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 4
    Well, if we're naming people left off the poll... I'd go with Misato Katsuragi....
  4. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 26, 2000
    star 4
    Stop that! Only names on the poll, people! If anyone else tries to vote for someone who's not clearly on the list, I'll close this poll and then NO ONE will get to have sex with ANY cartoon characters.

    Understand?

    -Le Penguin
    "He makes me laugh."
  5. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 4
    Oh, I already cast a vote for someone on the list (it was Aki, in case you were wondering). Now I'm just going with the flow....
  6. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 26, 2000
    star 4
    all right then...

    [shoulders thread-killing weapon]

    -Le Penguin,
    Thread Killer
  7. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
  8. JediAutobot Force Ghost

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    Dec 3, 2000
    star 4
  9. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Isn't that one of Bugs Bunny's catchphrases (not his alone, of course)? Are you saying that you'd go for Bug, Carrie? Interesting....
  10. MaraJadeSkywalkerFF Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    I always thought Lucky was magically delicious. [face_love]

    A close second is Captain Caveman. I really dig men with a full head of hair.
  11. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 26, 2000
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    http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comics/comics.php?date=20040317

    -Le Penguin
    "The light lunch was my idea."
  12. JediAutobot Force Ghost

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    Dec 3, 2000
    star 4
    I was thinking of Bugs Bunny when I said that, but more in response to our fine friend Jeff than anything else.
  13. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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    Mar 11, 2000
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    I voted for Jessica Rabbit, but I'll continue to pine away for the Baroness from the GI JOE cartoon. *sigh*
  14. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Nov 28, 2000
    star 4
    the baroness was totally foxy.

    and ladies...how about that major blood, eh? the eyepatch, the cockney accent, the stubble that made him look like he just woke up on the floor of a dirty latrine...

    HOTTIE!
  15. darthgoat Jedi Master

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    Sep 6, 2001
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    "I really dig men with a full head of hair."

    HAHAHHAAHHAHA
  16. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 26, 2000
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    Damn, I should've thought of The Baroness (or at least Bugs Bunny in drag) instead of all those anime options.

    Anyhoo, I seem to remember a GI Joe episode with said Baroness making out with Destro. How was that possible? Didn't he have a mask made of steel? Or was it a considerably less intimidating silvery laytex? Either way, that Baroness was one sick ho.

    -Le Penguin
    who also kinda dug Major Blood; not in a "gay" sort of way, more like a "prison" sort of way
  17. JediAutobot Force Ghost

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    Dec 3, 2000
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    I liked the strong silent type: Snakeyes. Considering his name, shouldn't he have been part of Cobra?
  18. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    Nov 28, 2000
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    if david cronenberg ever makes a sequel to "Crash," i humbly suggest the baroness/destro love affair as a subject.

    fetishizing cold, evil steel...sicko.
  19. darthgoat Jedi Master

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    Sep 6, 2001
    star 4
    was crash that flick with sharon stone and richard gere?
  20. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    Aug 16, 2002
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    I remember it being James Spader and Holly Hunter.

    I think with a Gere/Stone movie, "crash" would be what the bos-office would do.
  21. darthgoat Jedi Master

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    Sep 6, 2001
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    you're right! the one i was thinking of was intersection. if you want a really craptacular flick rent intersection.
  22. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    My understanding is that the Baroness went through at least half of Cobra over the years....

    Speaking of the Baroness, the latest issue of Toyfare (that I've seen, anyway) sports an Alex Ross cover featuring her (in front) and Cobra Commander (behind, at a podium it seems).

    I mention that merely for completion.
  23. Jedi_Master_Syn Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 24, 2004
    What about the fantasy woman from Heavy Metal: the movie???? Course there may be a few of you out there too young to know about her.
  24. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 26, 2000
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    Heavy Metal was -in my youth- some mythical movie to which everyone had the soundtrack, but no one had actually seen. It had sex! It had swearing! It had drugs! And it was a cartoon!! Surely our unsuspecting parents would leave us alone to watch it if only we could find a copy. Of course, we couldn't (it was only much later that I learned about the problems with the film's music rights), so its legend only grew. I finally saw it in my sophmore or junior year of high school. And it sucked. The animation was bad (worse than the SW Holiday Special which I'd also recently just seen), the pacing of the stories were terrible, the stories themselves were like lifeless versions of the already-mediocre source comic, and the swearing/sex/drugs seemed only to exist because someone thought it would be cool to have swearing, sex, and drugs in a cartoon.

    A year or so later I discovered anime, and was overjoyed to see cartoon sex/drugs/swearing done right (and often very wrong, but that's another thread.) That reminds me, I totally forgot to include the snake woman from Jubei (aka Ninja Scroll.) She was one fine piece of celluloid.

    -Le Penguin
    "You'll die soon."
  25. Rabid__Wolverine2004 Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 4, 2004
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