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Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor - April Fools 2014' started by DarthTunick , Apr 1, 2014.

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Which deity/religious figure would be the coolest to get drunk with?

  1. Mohammed

    1 vote(s)
    2.8%
  2. Jesus

    8 vote(s)
    22.2%
  3. Nicholas Cage

    8 vote(s)
    22.2%
  4. Moses

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Buddah

    5 vote(s)
    13.9%
  6. Zeus

    5 vote(s)
    13.9%
  7. OTHER

    9 vote(s)
    25.0%
  1. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I think Mohammed would have a killer sense of humor when drunk, don't you?
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Moses would start talking to bushes.

    Jesus would make more wine.

    And you left out Dionysus.

    The three of them, together.
     
  3. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mola Ram, because he's horny

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  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jesus. I mean, wine from your sink. Go to a bar, get a glass of water: boom, free wine! Go to the pool, swim in wine. It'd be awesome.

    By contrast, Buddha would probably urge moderation, if not outright teetotaling.
     
  5. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    But I'd want the water turned into whiskey/bourbon.
     
  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Jesus would make you learn to love wine.

    Ramza just posted why Jesus is awesome.

    That damn cross has nothing to do with it.

    It's all about the wine.
     
  7. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I don't drink wine.
     
  8. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Thor, for crying out loud.
     
  9. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    R'hllor by far.
     
  10. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That ain't wine-in-a-box Franzia garbage.... this is vintage Christ 0030 AD. It's even better than that fancy Coppola stuff!
     
  11. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    How could it be AD? He hadn't died yet, so there's no death for it to be after! So there logically must be a 33-year gap between all BC and AD dates, where the calendar was stuck at 0 the whole time.
     
  12. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    AD stands for anno domini (in the year of our Lord- the year of Christ's birth), not 'after death' like many assume. With the assumption Jesus lived to be around 33, I figure 30-ish would be about the right year for some vintage Christ dom perignon.
     
  13. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    I am Vishnu, destroyer of this here wine.
     
  14. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Enough of your liberal propaganda! We don't take kindly to those kind of shenanigans here!
     
  15. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't trust blue fellas unless they're voiced by Robin Williams.
    Point of order, Mrs. Thatcher. 8-}
     
  16. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 2, 2007
    Point of order, Lisa smells.
     
  17. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    i'm sure jesus could turn water into whiskey or bloody marys or whatever. just like he can turn wheat into marijuana or diet pills into meth-amphetamines. jesus is the coolest.
     
  18. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm not seeing Sheogorath on this list. Or Shub-Niggurath.
     
  19. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    There are limits on how many options you can have in a poll!




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    Love thy jay.
     
  20. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Or Sanguine, for crying out loud!
     
  21. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Just don't get drunk around Zeus. Seriously. Don't.


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.