Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor - April Fools 2014' started by DarthTunick, Apr 1, 2014.
I think Mohammed would have a killer sense of humor when drunk, don't you?
Moses would start talking to bushes.
Jesus would make more wine.
And you left out Dionysus.
The three of them, together.
Mola Ram, because he's horny
Jesus. I mean, wine from your sink. Go to a bar, get a glass of water: boom, free wine! Go to the pool, swim in wine. It'd be awesome.
By contrast, Buddha would probably urge moderation, if not outright teetotaling.
But I'd want the water turned into whiskey/bourbon.
Jesus would make you learn to love wine.
Ramza just posted why Jesus is awesome.
That damn cross has nothing to do with it.
It's all about the wine.
I don't drink wine.
Thor, for crying out loud.
R'hllor by far.
That ain't wine-in-a-box Franzia garbage.... this is vintage Christ 0030 AD. It's even better than that fancy Coppola stuff!
How could it be AD? He hadn't died yet, so there's no death for it to be after! So there logically must be a 33-year gap between all BC and AD dates, where the calendar was stuck at 0 the whole time.
AD stands for anno domini (in the year of our Lord- the year of Christ's birth), not 'after death' like many assume. With the assumption Jesus lived to be around 33, I figure 30-ish would be about the right year for some vintage Christ dom perignon.
I am Vishnu, destroyer of this here wine.
Enough of your liberal propaganda! We don't take kindly to those kind of shenanigans here!
I don't trust blue fellas unless they're voiced by Robin Williams.
Point of order, Mrs. Thatcher.
Point of order, Lisa smells.
i'm sure jesus could turn water into whiskey or bloody marys or whatever. just like he can turn wheat into marijuana or diet pills into meth-amphetamines. jesus is the coolest.
I'm not seeing Sheogorath on this list. Or Shub-Niggurath.
There are limits on how many options you can have in a poll!
Love thy jay.
Or Sanguine, for crying out loud!
Just don't get drunk around Zeus. Seriously. Don't.
Missa ab iPhona mea est.