Others Which deity/religious figure would be the coolest to get drunk with?

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Which deity/religious figure would be the coolest to get drunk with?

Mohammed 1 vote(s) 5.3%
Jesus 5 vote(s) 26.3%
Nicholas Cage 6 vote(s) 31.6%
Moses 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Buddah 1 vote(s) 5.3%
Zeus 2 vote(s) 10.5%
OTHER 4 vote(s) 21.1%
  1. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I think Mohammed would have a killer sense of humor when drunk, don't you?
  2. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Moses would start talking to bushes.

    Jesus would make more wine.

    And you left out Dionysus.

    The three of them, together.
  3. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    Mola Ram, because he's horny

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  4. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Jesus. I mean, wine from your sink. Go to a bar, get a glass of water: boom, free wine! Go to the pool, swim in wine. It'd be awesome.

    By contrast, Buddha would probably urge moderation, if not outright teetotaling.
    Last edited by Ramza, Apr 1, 2014
  5. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    But I'd want the water turned into whiskey/bourbon.
  6. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Jesus would make you learn to love wine.

    Ramza just posted why Jesus is awesome.

    That damn cross has nothing to do with it.

    It's all about the wine.
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  8. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Thor, for crying out loud.
  9. timmoishere Force Ghost

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  10. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    That ain't wine-in-a-box Franzia garbage.... this is vintage Christ 0030 AD. It's even better than that fancy Coppola stuff!
  11. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    How could it be AD? He hadn't died yet, so there's no death for it to be after! So there logically must be a 33-year gap between all BC and AD dates, where the calendar was stuck at 0 the whole time.
  12. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    AD stands for anno domini (in the year of our Lord- the year of Christ's birth), not 'after death' like many assume. With the assumption Jesus lived to be around 33, I figure 30-ish would be about the right year for some vintage Christ dom perignon.
  13. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    I am Vishnu, destroyer of this here wine.
  14. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    Enough of your liberal propaganda! We don't take kindly to those kind of shenanigans here!
  15. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    I don't trust blue fellas unless they're voiced by Robin Williams.
    Point of order, Mrs. Thatcher. 8-}
    Last edited by Mr. K, Apr 1, 2014
  16. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    Point of order, Lisa smells.
  17. tom Game Winner

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    i'm sure jesus could turn water into whiskey or bloody marys or whatever. just like he can turn wheat into marijuana or diet pills into meth-amphetamines. jesus is the coolest.
  18. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    I'm not seeing Sheogorath on this list. Or Shub-Niggurath.
  19. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    There are limits on how many options you can have in a poll!




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  20. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Or Sanguine, for crying out loud!
  21. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Just don't get drunk around Zeus. Seriously. Don't.


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