Which EU character would make most sense if he/she was a moose instead of a person/alien?

With full names too, Cooper! Don't forget the full.

 

You know who else would make a great moose? Kenth Hamner. That way we'd already have gotten the picture that he has a long face.

And I must say - the first appearance of Admiral Daala to Han and Gang in Jedi Search would have been waaaaay more shocking if she had been a moose.

 

I'm infatuated on Kenth Hamner...does that mean I'm a moose lover?

Hmm, I like Lusa as a moose too. The Moosa name is cute.

 

It's the only logical choice...

Also, I wouldn't mind seeing Corran as one. I know it's supposed to be which EU characters make the most sense and all...

But think about... Corran... Moose... it's bound to happen.

Edit: Corran Horn, meet Corran ANTLER! HA! I kill me...

 

Revan should have been revealed to be the Moose'ari.

 

...And Canderous Mooso, The new Moosalore!

 

Moosetadge.

 

I'm infatuated on Kenth Hamner...does that mean I'm a moose lover?

No....it's just those sexy Sidious genes...


...oh God, I can't resist....

 

Quinlan Moose?
Moose Skywalker? (that sounds like some terrible football player nickname...)

 

Just think - what if Iaco Stark was the GFFA's Clark Kent? He'd fight for freedom, justice...and the Hydian Way!

 

I think if the Vong were all moose it would add a suprising and unexpected plot twist to the end of the NJO.

 

Oh sure, kill the ostrich thread but let the almost identical moose one live!

I hereby lodge a formal complaint against the moderators' obvious ostrich-bias. Your prejudiced, species-ist attitude will no longer be tolerated. More rights for ostriches!

Tyrants.

 

I like the idea of the Emperor as a moose. It'd make his seduction of Anakin to the dark side a lot funnier.

"Can I learn this power?"

*palps turns, looks moosily* "Hwaa!!! Hwaa hwu huw huw hwaa huh!!!"



- Keralys

 

ROTFL!

 

Ill now be afflicted with images of everyone in the Movies/EU as a moose, thereby giving me flashbacks to the opening of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Now I have a wonderful idea for my ongoing MP/KOTOR parody.....yeessssssss!

Master_Keralys, very nice moosery there, more I say!

 

Well, there's also the scene with Master Windu.

"You are under arrest, MY LORD!"

*evil moosy look* "Hwaa... HWAA... HWAAA!!!!" *lightning jumps out of angrily flaring moose nostrils*

- Keralys

 

*bursts her gut laughing* Now that's one heck of a Sith Moose.....god the image....cant breath....

Obi and Anakin's final moosey battle?

"You were the chosen moose! Thought to bring balance to the Force, not Hwwwwwwwuuuuuuaa Huwwaaaaauu all over it!"

*The clones are drawn to Anakin's moosey appendages roasting by the edge of the lava*

Clone: Who wants BBQ tonight?

Moose Anakin: Uh Hwwwwwaaaauuuu!*looks ready for basting*

 

*dies laughing*


I think that the EU character who should be a moose is Admiral Daala. Her incompetence as a commander would make a lot more sense if she were a moose. I mean, honestly, she tries to capture an indistructable superweapon by shooting at it. Good job there Daala.

 

*Is now plagued with images of Tenel Ka, the prideful 3 legged moose*

Jacen: MOM! My Moose is broken!

*Leia looks at Tenel Ka* Lets find her a replacement leg then....

Tenel Ka: Hwwwwwwaaaa! Huff! Hwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *dives into the water*

Leia: Wow, I never thought Id see a 3 legged moose paddle in circles so well...

 

*snrk*

Funniest. Post. Ever.

 

Let's not forget Mon Moosma, the leader of the Moose Alliance.

 

Zebra, I have to thank Master_Keralys for the moosey inspiration, without his jokes starting it off Id never think to make everyone moose-like.

I laughed so much that tears came out, even now I have tears running down my face.....I love it!

Inara, Im glad I wasnt drinking any of my soda when I read your post, otherwise my poor monitor would have been decommisioned.

 

Priceless, Silver_mane, priceless I say!

I'm still caught on the image of Sith Lords as moose.

Anakin and Obi-wan in hangar:

A: "I sense Count Dooku."
O: "I sense a moose."
A: "Next move?"
O: "Roast the moose."
A: "Yummy... roast moose!"

Scene: Anakin and Obi-Wan standing in front of Chancellor Palpatine on observation deck of General Grievous' flagship.
P: "Be careful, he's dangerous."
O: "Don't worry, Chancellor. Sith Lord Moose are our specialty."
P: "Eh?"
A: "Oh, yes. How would you like your moose done today? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, or well?"
P: "Hmm. I think I'll take the well."
*Door opens, Count Dooku walks in*
D: "Hwaa! Hwu huw hwu huh huh hwaaa!"
*does moose flip over railing*
*fight with cape swirling around moose*
*Kicks Obi-Wan in head and sends him flying: who needs Force Push when you've got nasty mean hooves?*
*Anakin gets saber away from Dooku*
P: "Finish him, Anakin!"
A: "But it's not the Jedi way!"
*smell of sizzling Moose flesh*
P: "But I wanted it done well Anakin! Use your anger! Make it crispy!"
A: "But Moose tastes so much better rare!"
*finally gives in, cooks moose fully*

Later:
Mace: "You killed Count Dooku"
O: "Ah, that was Anakin. Did a good job of frying him up, too."
A: "Err... umm..." *points at P* "It was his order, sir. I had to cook him to order."
M: "This could mean the end of the famine!" *dances happily*
*others exchange worried looks*

Later:
A: "Master Windu! I've discovered the truth! Chancellor Palpatine is the GREAT MOOSE!"
M: "If you are telling me the truth, you will have earned my trust and a slice of great moose steak."
A: "Let me come with you. I'm an expert fryer, you'll need my help to cook him right!"
M: "Your place is here."

Later, after the Moose-nostril lightning attack:
M: "I'm ending this!"
A: "No! I need him to cook for a tasty dinner for Padme!"

Later:
A: "Either you're with the Moose, or you're against the Moose."
O: "Only moose deal in absolutes! I will stop you."
A: "You'll hwaaauauauaa!!!" *leaps moosily and kicks Obi-Wan in the head.



- Keralys

 

Count Moosu? Darth Moosius's apprentice?

Okay, I really should be browsing the more technical threads, but I keep on coming back here. Thanks a lot, Keralys.

 

My pleasure. I should technically be out and about myself, but I can't help the moosy jokes. I thought of Count Moosu, but I figured I had enough moosery in one post as it was.

Heh.

We could start a church of the MOOSE.

Heh.

- Keralys