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Census Which happens first?

Discussion in 'Community' started by DarthTunick , Jul 29, 2013.

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Which happens first?

  1. An actual sharknado.

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Kevin Smith wins an Academy Award.

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  3. A New Zealand Civil War.

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  4. The JC gets a dislike button.

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  5. A Jewish Pope.

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  6. A gay U.S. President.

    10 vote(s)
    35.7%
  7. Pigs fly.

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  1. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    Your vote may or may not matter.
     
  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    The egg.
     
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  3. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    Arguably may have already occurred.

    I don't understand the point of this thread.
     
  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Is this where I crack a joke about those questionable "Lincoln was teh homosex" "theories"?
     
  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Buchanan is much more likely, even though that's still very open to interpretation. Congrats, GAYS, you get the worst one.
     
  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Hey, don't blame us, we voted for Kodos.
     
  7. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Ooooold.

    http://www.newzealandwars.co.nz/

     
  8. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I don't understand the point/popularity of Dancing With the Stars, and yet it exists.
     
  9. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    A Jewish Pope happened in AD 33, so that one.
     
  10. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    jp-30

    There can always be another one.
     
  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Oct 4, 1998
    I spent my whole 20 year Air Force career on the C-130 Hercules cargo plane, "affectionately" known as the Herkypig or just Pig. Professional pride therefore required me to be the first to vote for flying pigs.
     
  12. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Not another one that happens first
     
  13. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002
    i thought we took away tunick's ability to make polls for this exact reason?
     
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  14. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 13, 2003

    http://news.yahoo.com/-real-life-animal-tornadoes--175914665.html;_ylt=A2KJ2Uj6OfdR10gA4D_QtDMD
     
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  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000

    That is an insult to how truly bad some of those polls were... this will merely be forgotten soon, while those previous polls were so infamously terrible that you can still reference them/remember that 5 years later.
     
  16. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    I was actually expecting a languid extemporisation on number theory and the meaning of "0", Ramza...
     
  17. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oct 31, 2012
    I voted for OTHER.
     
  18. JediJeffro

    JediJeffro Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jun 23, 2001
    You know, if you buy into the whole "Kevin Smith did a massive uncredited rewrite on Good Will Hunting" thing...
     
  19. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    I'm more inclined to buy into the "Kevin Smith is a fat drug addict" thing.
     
  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    I'm more inclined to buy that there will be a Kevin Smithnado.
     
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