Amph Which is better - David Bowie or Poison?

I need an argument settled.

 

Does the space cold make Poison's nipples go all pointy and do they use their pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Earth?? I think not.

 

The correct answer to any question involving the phrases "Which is better" and "David Bowie" is always David Bowie.

 

How is this even a question?

 

David Bowie... especially if he is Jareth the Goblin King.

 

As much as I love 80's glam rock, Poison was far from the best.
That and I'm a huge David Bowie fan so I gotta give it to Ziggy.

 

Why is this even a question. Bowie for sure.

 

David Bowie. Unless you mean "better crappy hair metal band", then it's Poison.

 

oh, i forgot for a second that there was a band called poison and i thought this was a david bowie vs. drinking poison thread. and then i knew i was having a bad day because i couldn't decide.

 

Cinderella.

 

oh cool you took the post i was gonna make
i hate you

but i would still choose you over drinking poison
i can't say the same for david bowie

 

You shouldn't even have to interact with some one who could generate this kind of argument. Show them the door.

 

Wtf is this? Gtfo.

 

It depends on the question. For example: "Who is better on a battle jacket - Bowie or Poison?" would narrow the field somewhat. Context pls.

 

Bowie is amongst the greatest acts in rock history and Poison is amongst the worst.

 

Which is worse - Poison or people choosing Poison over Bowie?

 

As the 13th Dread Pirate Roberts, David Bowie has developed an immunity to most poisons well before getting his first recording contract, so he wins regardless.

 

I voted poison, I grew up in the 80s

 

Bowie, obviously. Poison just suuuuucks.

Although Iron Maiden is technically correct.

 

who is in your avatar? Eddie? Darth Eddie