Which is Worse??

Being Riley?

or

Dating Riley?

That'll teach him....blast got myself again!

Missing an episode of Clone Wars

or

Going to a singles ward activity and having no girls talk to you (except Mary, but for the purposes of hilarity let's pretend she wasn't there....and I guess for girls it's not to difficult to decide which is worse.)

Tana talked to you.

breaking sunglasses


or


having three different peoples fat butts sit on your titanium sunglasses and break them?

finding an insect in your salad

-or-

finding a used band aid in your sandwich?

finding have an insect in your salad


or


finding a finger nail in your sandwich.

*shudders*

pulling a long hair out of your pancake

-or-

eating the most delicious slice of cheese cake ever made


think about it


please, no more food references. I may never eat again.

um...? I'm confused. ?

Then I have succeeded.




Doesn't anyone besides Riley and myself have insomnia?

Running into your Ex-Fiance's sister?

or

The girl you almost maried rather than go on a mission?

(since both happened to me last night I'm curious)

Being Riley?

or

Dating Riley?

That'll teach him....blast got myself again!


*falls out of chair laughing* I haven't laughed that hard in awhile...thanks riley!!

That's why I'm here.

Riley, in response to your last one I would say the first one...I wouldn't mind if I never saw my ex-fiance ever again, unfortunatly it hasn't happened that way and I see him every few of months.

hmm, tough one there. My last fiance was gay so I really have no problem running into him, even though I haven't seen him in over a year now.

Yeah, I'm always tempted to be seen with someone else, but which is worse?

That no one else would ever be willing to be seen with me?

or

That I'm still too worried about her to do that? Even though it'd make me feel better?

Yeah, I don't like being seen with you.


Kidding, don't hate me cause I have a weird sense of sarcastic humor.

Have you read any of my posts?....posted already this minute....

Yes I've read your posts. I read fast and type fast.


Okay I read threads fast not books.

sitting in a car where besides the two upfront the heighest mantality is that of a 4 year old


or


same as above and everyone, even the driver is doing the bird polka.

Howard the Duck having an important role in EPIII

or

Jar Jar Binks having an important role in EPIII

Having you favoritet radio personality fired because he was 'too old'

-or-

Realizing that you are his same age.

Hey... I LIKE Jar Jar! And don't mess with me man, I know tai-bo

Having icepicks shoved under your toenails

or

Cleaning all the toilets in Grand Central Station with your tongue

By the way, I'm a bit of an insomniac. I hate it. Been that way all my life. I can be dog tired from a long, hard day and when my head hits the pillow...POW! My mind starts racing and I can't relax. Must be stress.

Having icepicks shoved under your toenails

or

Cleaning all the toilets in Grand Central Station with your tongue




Or spending one more minute with you?

LOL!!!

I didn't think anyone else would know that one or admit to it!!! Isn't that just a cool video?

--

Jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

or

Stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

Having previously glued nostrils ripped back open again.

or

Being massaged with a cheese grater.