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Census Which Kardashian is the hottest?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, May 1, 2013.

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Which Kardashian is the hottest?

  1. Robert

    1 vote(s)
    2.9%
  2. Kris

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Kourtney

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  4. Khloe

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. Kim

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  6. Varouj

    9 vote(s)
    26.5%
  7. Armen

    9 vote(s)
    26.5%
  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    Somebody explain to me how a disproportionately large butt is somehow attractive? As a butt man I find too much is well...too much.
     
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  2. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    QFT. If you don't want to bang Kim Kardashian you are either really gay or really straight (depending on gender.)
     
  3. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    It is not something the common man is meant to experience.
     
  4. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Oct 3, 2003
    Sometimes too much butt it is too much, such as with Nicki Minaj

    But hers are implants, I don't think Kim's are.
     
  5. wannasee

    wannasee Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 24, 2007
    Kim's attractive enough. If I were to visit a brothel, and she were the only whore available, I wouldn't be mad...
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Sir Mix-A-Lot?
     
  7. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
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  8. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Most people just go "naughty language warning"
     
  9. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    Jul 10, 1998
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Or "words that make the baby Jesus cry"
     
  11. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    Or:

    "Mortimer is an idiot, who over-extends the obvious nature of his posts even though he tries to give them levity which makes him beneath contempt."

    --Vivec
     
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  12. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    That was some serious soul-bearing.
     
  13. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    I actually like Vivec, which makes this all the more awkward....or me more of an idiot whichever suits.
     
  14. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    dat comma splice
     
  15. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012

    OMFG, I ******* hate you. Not really. But just now, yes. You magnificent bastard.
     
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  16. wannasee

    wannasee Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 24, 2007
    1) That's not a comma splice, this is.

    2) That was a comma splice, but this is not.

    comma splice just means that you used a comma when you should have used a comma AND a conjunction. mort's comma was fine...
     
  17. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
    Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma comedian.

    You come and go. You come and go.
     
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  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Hey, Lee, can you smack yourself in the face? Really hard? It just saves us having to do it.
     
  19. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Perhaps the most telling thing Kim ever said on her reality show was in reference to her "hesitation" around doing a Playboy shoot: "I don't mind being naked as long as I'm covered in diamonds and pearls."

    Think about it.
     
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  20. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
    I'm sure she's worn more pearl necklaces than Jenna Jameson.
     
  21. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    Could you elaborate? Do you have any reason to suspect that she prefers pearl necklaces over other forms of jewelry?
     
  22. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
    Yep.
    [​IMG]


    I think that was the pearl necklace Reggie Bush gave her. [face_tee_hee]
     
  23. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Truly we are in a brave new world, if a Bush can now produce pearl necklaces.
     
  24. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    Jul 10, 1998
  25. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 30, 2009

    [​IMG]

    "Keeping up with the Cardassians... that's the joke, right? Got it."