Census Which Kardashian is the hottest?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, May 1, 2013.

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Which Kardashian is the hottest?

Robert 1 vote(s) 2.9%
Kris 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Kourtney 5 vote(s) 14.7%
Khloe 2 vote(s) 5.9%
Kim 8 vote(s) 23.5%
Varouj 9 vote(s) 26.5%
Armen 9 vote(s) 26.5%
  1. LandoThe CapeCalrissian Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 30, 2012
    star 3
    No the joke is that there are guys on this site that would turn down Kim if they had the opportunity...

    That's humor you could only get on internet message boards..
  2. yankee8255 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2005
    star 6
    I f Varouj doesn't win this in a landslide you should all be forced to have a 10 minute conversation with the Kardashian who won. Cyanide capsult may not be taken until the 10 minutes are up.
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  3. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Nov 26, 2000
    star 10
    It's mind boggling that I've got 3 votes thus far.
  4. Mar17swgirl Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 7
    3 votes being too many or too few? :p
  5. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    star 10
  6. yankee8255 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2005
    star 6
    Yeah, Varouj is far hotter than you. And he's shown us nipple. I'm pretty sure we don't want to see yours, or the man-boobs to which they're attached.
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  7. Darth_Kiryan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2009
    star 4
    absolutely none of them, or, voting for this guy.

  8. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    Count me in teh joke club then, I'd flat out turn her down.
  9. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 9
    You wouldn't turn **** down. How many years dry are you now? If Roseanne Barr propositioned you right now you would be all over that.
  10. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    She's likely as disease-ridden as a two-bit gutter slut. Unless you're already infected with hiv, hpv, chlamydia, herpes and rabies, would you really take the plunge?
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, May 2, 2013
  11. Son of a Bith Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 28, 2013
    star 4
    Dude - all those diseases keep themselves in check. Perfect equilibrium.
  12. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2004
    star 6
    There's no basis to believe she has any sort of disease.
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  13. Son of a Bith Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 28, 2013
    star 4
    Sure there is - "Search your feelings, you know it to true." lol

    j/k of course you're right.
  14. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    QFN

    quoted for naiveté

    This girl is a half-step up from Farrah Abraham on the disgusto ladder only in that she didn't actually hire a porn star to co-star in her sex tape.
    Last edited by Jabbadabbado, May 2, 2013
  15. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2004
    star 6
    She's no more likely to be riddle with disease than George Clooney or Leonardo Dicaprio.
  16. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    I wouldn't **** them either.
  17. Darth Guy Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2002
    star 10
    Nonsense. She has unprotected sex with strangers because I don't like her.
  18. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    George Clooney gave me herpes once but I gave it back.
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  19. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
    Bit of a difference comparing a Kardashian to an actual actor or actress....they are famous because they actually work for a living, acting, directing, and producing works of art.

    Nobody I've known really cares that Scarlett Johansson admits to being tested for HIV every six months. The reason? Because Scarlett Johansson actually has a job and is damn good at it.

    The entire Kardashian family weaseled their way to celebrity status by relying on daddy's money and vagina, and if it weren't for Bob Kardashian's law practice, they would have been relegated to the nearest trailer park years ago.
  20. tom Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    yeah but who doesn't rely on their dad's vagina to some extent?
  21. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Nov 21, 2002
    star 8
    **** shaming: the thread.
  22. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    This thread needs to be slut-shaming shamed.
  23. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    "Slut shaming" is just another word for "marketing" when it comes to anyone who's released her own sex tape.
  24. I Are The Internets Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
    Didn't Kim try acting not too long ago?
  25. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    She was in Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry.