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Census Which Kardashian is the hottest?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, May 1, 2013.

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Which Kardashian is the hottest?

  1. Robert

    1 vote(s)
    2.9%
  2. Kris

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Kourtney

    5 vote(s)
    14.7%
  4. Khloe

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. Kim

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  6. Varouj

    9 vote(s)
    26.5%
  7. Armen

    9 vote(s)
    26.5%
  1. LandoThe CapeCalrissian

    LandoThe CapeCalrissian Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dec 30, 2012
    No the joke is that there are guys on this site that would turn down Kim if they had the opportunity...

    That's humor you could only get on internet message boards..
     
  2. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 31, 2005
    I f Varouj doesn't win this in a landslide you should all be forced to have a 10 minute conversation with the Kardashian who won. Cyanide capsult may not be taken until the 10 minutes are up.
     
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  3. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    It's mind boggling that I've got 3 votes thus far.
     
  4. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Dec 26, 2000
    3 votes being too many or too few? :p
     
  5. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    Too many.
     
  6. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 31, 2005
    Yeah, Varouj is far hotter than you. And he's shown us nipple. I'm pretty sure we don't want to see yours, or the man-boobs to which they're attached.
     
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  7. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 13, 2009
    absolutely none of them, or, voting for this guy.

     
  8. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Count me in teh joke club then, I'd flat out turn her down.
     
  9. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    You wouldn't turn **** down. How many years dry are you now? If Roseanne Barr propositioned you right now you would be all over that.
     
  10. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    She's likely as disease-ridden as a two-bit gutter slut. Unless you're already infected with hiv, hpv, chlamydia, herpes and rabies, would you really take the plunge?
     
  11. Son of a Bith

    Son of a Bith Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 28, 2013
    Dude - all those diseases keep themselves in check. Perfect equilibrium.
     
  12. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 10, 2004
    There's no basis to believe she has any sort of disease.
     
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  13. Son of a Bith

    Son of a Bith Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 28, 2013
    Sure there is - "Search your feelings, you know it to true." lol

    j/k of course you're right.
     
  14. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    QFN

    quoted for naiveté

    This girl is a half-step up from Farrah Abraham on the disgusto ladder only in that she didn't actually hire a porn star to co-star in her sex tape.
     
  15. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 10, 2004
    She's no more likely to be riddle with disease than George Clooney or Leonardo Dicaprio.
     
  16. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    I wouldn't **** them either.
     
  17. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Nonsense. She has unprotected sex with strangers because I don't like her.
     
  18. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    George Clooney gave me herpes once but I gave it back.
     
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  19. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
    Bit of a difference comparing a Kardashian to an actual actor or actress....they are famous because they actually work for a living, acting, directing, and producing works of art.

    Nobody I've known really cares that Scarlett Johansson admits to being tested for HIV every six months. The reason? Because Scarlett Johansson actually has a job and is damn good at it.

    The entire Kardashian family weaseled their way to celebrity status by relying on daddy's money and vagina, and if it weren't for Bob Kardashian's law practice, they would have been relegated to the nearest trailer park years ago.
     
  20. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    yeah but who doesn't rely on their dad's vagina to some extent?
     
  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    **** shaming: the thread.
     
  22. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    This thread needs to be slut-shaming shamed.
     
  23. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    "Slut shaming" is just another word for "marketing" when it comes to anyone who's released her own sex tape.
     
  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Didn't Kim try acting not too long ago?
     
  25. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    She was in Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry.