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Which Rhode Islander would you want President

Discussion in 'Providence, RI' started by ROBOTIC_YODA, Jun 27, 2003.

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Which Rhode Islander would you want President

Poll closed Mar 25, 2012.
  1. Senator Jack Reed

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  2. Senator Linc Chafee

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  3. Rep. Patrick Kennedy

    16.7%
  4. Rep. James Langevin

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  5. Governor Carceri

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  6. Ex-Mayor Cianci (when out of prison)

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  7. former Rep. Bob Waygand

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  8. former attorney general Sheldon Whitehouse

    0 vote(s)
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  9. Myrrth York

    0 vote(s)
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  10. other (explain)

    83.3%
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  1. MonaLeia

    MonaLeia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jan 13, 2003
    I'd do it if I got to wear cool outfits! But there's this problem... I'm 5'9"... heh
     
  2. DarthMoby

    DarthMoby Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 10, 2002
    Before you get my vote, I need to know where you stand on several key issues. For example, who shot first, Han or Greedo? Whats your platform?
     
  3. Meriwyn

    Meriwyn Former RSA star 4

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    Mar 22, 2002
    HAN shot first! That always irks me that they changed it...LOL
     
  4. DarthMoby

    DarthMoby Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 10, 2002
    No coaching the candidate please!
     
  5. idarii

    idarii Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 25, 2002
    voter perks include the following: free coca-cola on tuesdays, getting to go comic book shopping with yours truly on wednesdays (and who better to go with? hm?), and free sundaes on sundays. yoda style (that's pistachio ice cream with a sugar cone sticking out of either end - i just made that up, don't steal it!).

    now, after the long, arduous task of choosing a running mate, the results are in. my evil apprentice vice president will be ms. meri "¡el presidente!" wyn, and i have every confidence she will work with me to ensure that all evilness is spread throughout ... this ... land ... wait, was i supposed to say that? *puts hand over the mike*

    *long pause, mumbling*

    and now, a few words from out sponsor:

    coruscant. the wonder of it all!

    *returns to the mike*

    ...and continuing in that vein, i'd just like to say that, of course, as it has always been from the beginning, han shot first. greedo was a punk. yoda is love. peace.
     
  6. citizenjohn

    citizenjohn Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 4, 2001
    Can I be the Chief Of Staff? or Better yet the Secretary Of Defense?

    LMAO

    John
     
  7. Dex1138

    Dex1138 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 8, 1999
    I don't seem to recall Yoda having a cone sticking out of each end....
     
  8. Meriwyn

    Meriwyn Former RSA star 4

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    Mar 22, 2002
    I am fully prepared and honored to be Evil Apprentice VP, spreading evilness throughout the land...mwahahaha.

    In addition to Madame President's mandates, I would also like to add that the third Thursday of every month will be declared DARTH MAUL DAY! Wooo!! Upon which we will worship everything that is Maul :D

    Thank you, drive through.
     
  9. idarii

    idarii Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 25, 2002
    I don't seem to recall Yoda having a cone sticking out of each end....

    [face_laugh]

    either side! like ears!

    you're fired.

    :p
     
  10. Essence

    Essence Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 16, 2003
    Yoda is love? Since when? I must have missed that memo...
     
  11. Dex1138

    Dex1138 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 8, 1999
    You can't fire me! I haven't made any meets yet :p
    And your original post says either end. LOL
    :)
     
  12. Meriwyn

    Meriwyn Former RSA star 4

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    Mar 22, 2002
    Oh and I forgot, we have to throw Lucius Malfoy Day in there somewhere as well :p
     
  13. citizenjohn

    citizenjohn Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 4, 2001
    Dont forget as Carries first act she will release Lucious ;)

    John
     
  14. Jeffbacca

    Jeffbacca Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Oct 14, 2002
    De...rail..meeent

    What? Did someone say derailment... oh wait its just that old sycamore branch rubbing on the window.

     
  15. Essence

    Essence Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 16, 2003
    Carrie, how do you respond to allegations from the Save the Jawas org, that you accepted bribes to "turn the other way" when the Jawas' population has been decimated?
     
  16. idarii

    idarii Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 25, 2002
    look, i took those donations to help the jawas. there are those who want to defame me, especially the tusken raiders. for some reason, they haven't liked me after the whole minor little bantha incident... so if they barked at you about bribery, it was slander.
     
  17. DarthMoby

    DarthMoby Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 10, 2002
    Well, Buddy Cianci is planning to use it. He has a whole wave of smeer tatics aimed at you. He won't rest until he defeats you.....or so I heard.
     
  18. Essence

    Essence Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 16, 2003
    I hear Buddy enlisted C-3PO for his public relations campaign. But I think it's just a cover. Watch out for Artoo...
     
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