Which Rhode Islander would you want President

Discussion in 'Providence, RI' started by ROBOTIC_YODA, Jun 27, 2003.

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Which Rhode Islander would you want President

Poll closed Mar 25, 2012.
Senator Jack Reed 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Senator Linc Chafee 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Rep. Patrick Kennedy 1 vote(s) 16.7%
Rep. James Langevin 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Governor Carceri 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Ex-Mayor Cianci (when out of prison) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
former Rep. Bob Waygand 0 vote(s) 0.0%
former attorney general Sheldon Whitehouse 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Myrrth York 0 vote(s) 0.0%
other (explain) 5 vote(s) 83.3%
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  1. MonaLeia Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 13, 2003
    star 2
    I'd do it if I got to wear cool outfits! But there's this problem... I'm 5'9"... heh
  2. DarthMoby Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2002
    star 4
    Before you get my vote, I need to know where you stand on several key issues. For example, who shot first, Han or Greedo? Whats your platform?
  3. Meriwyn Former RSA

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2002
    star 4
    HAN shot first! That always irks me that they changed it...LOL
  4. DarthMoby Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2002
    star 4
    No coaching the candidate please!
  5. idarii Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 25, 2002
    star 4
    voter perks include the following: free coca-cola on tuesdays, getting to go comic book shopping with yours truly on wednesdays (and who better to go with? hm?), and free sundaes on sundays. yoda style (that's pistachio ice cream with a sugar cone sticking out of either end - i just made that up, don't steal it!).

    now, after the long, arduous task of choosing a running mate, the results are in. my evil apprentice vice president will be ms. meri "¡el presidente!" wyn, and i have every confidence she will work with me to ensure that all evilness is spread throughout ... this ... land ... wait, was i supposed to say that? *puts hand over the mike*

    *long pause, mumbling*

    and now, a few words from out sponsor:

    coruscant. the wonder of it all!

    *returns to the mike*

    ...and continuing in that vein, i'd just like to say that, of course, as it has always been from the beginning, han shot first. greedo was a punk. yoda is love. peace.
  6. citizenjohn Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 4, 2001
    star 5
    Can I be the Chief Of Staff? or Better yet the Secretary Of Defense?

    LMAO

    John
  7. Dex1138 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 8, 1999
    star 4
    I don't seem to recall Yoda having a cone sticking out of each end....
  8. Meriwyn Former RSA

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2002
    star 4
    I am fully prepared and honored to be Evil Apprentice VP, spreading evilness throughout the land...mwahahaha.

    In addition to Madame President's mandates, I would also like to add that the third Thursday of every month will be declared DARTH MAUL DAY! Wooo!! Upon which we will worship everything that is Maul :D

    Thank you, drive through.
  9. idarii Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 25, 2002
    star 4
    I don't seem to recall Yoda having a cone sticking out of each end....

    [face_laugh]

    either side! like ears!

    you're fired.

    :p
  10. Essence Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 16, 2003
    star 1
    Yoda is love? Since when? I must have missed that memo...
  11. Dex1138 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 8, 1999
    star 4
    You can't fire me! I haven't made any meets yet :p
    And your original post says either end. LOL
    :)
  12. Meriwyn Former RSA

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2002
    star 4
    Oh and I forgot, we have to throw Lucius Malfoy Day in there somewhere as well :p
  13. citizenjohn Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 4, 2001
    star 5
    Dont forget as Carries first act she will release Lucious ;)

    John
  14. Jeffbacca Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2002
    star 3
    De...rail..meeent

    What? Did someone say derailment... oh wait its just that old sycamore branch rubbing on the window.

  15. Essence Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 16, 2003
    star 1
    Carrie, how do you respond to allegations from the Save the Jawas org, that you accepted bribes to "turn the other way" when the Jawas' population has been decimated?
  16. idarii Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 25, 2002
    star 4
    look, i took those donations to help the jawas. there are those who want to defame me, especially the tusken raiders. for some reason, they haven't liked me after the whole minor little bantha incident... so if they barked at you about bribery, it was slander.
  17. DarthMoby Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2002
    star 4
    Well, Buddy Cianci is planning to use it. He has a whole wave of smeer tatics aimed at you. He won't rest until he defeats you.....or so I heard.
  18. Essence Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 16, 2003
    star 1
    I hear Buddy enlisted C-3PO for his public relations campaign. But I think it's just a cover. Watch out for Artoo...
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