SWC Which Star War Villains do you think you can beat in a fight?

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by DoubleGold, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. DoubleGold Jedi Padawan

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    Which Star War Villains do you think you can beat in a fight? Of all the villains that exist, if lightsabers and blasters and stuff were real, who do you think you can beat in a fight? We are assuming the following conditions.

    1. Since we as humans do not have the force, none of the villains do either, simply put the force doesn't exist, this closes the gap of unfair advantage. Or alternatively, you have a force power equal to that of your opponent.
    2. You can only fight your opponent places he/she has been. This includes all the films, books, cartoon show.
    3. It can be any kind of battle. If in one book the villain is in a fleet battle and another book the villain is in a lightsaber duel, you can choose any of the battles. As long as the appropriate battle is in the appropriate place. You can't say I sneak onto the ship and challenge the villain to a lightsaber duel when he/she was doing a fleet battle.
    4. Yes, the villain is kill-able even if he/she dies before his/her time. If you want to fight Darth Vader in Episode's 5 fight scene, yes you can kill him.
    5. You replace one person in any fight scene. If you fight Darth Vader, it isn't you and Luke, it is just you. If you fight Darth Maul in Episode 1, you will have to replace Kenobi or his master.
    6. You can use any weapon that has ever appeared in Star Wars and you are not restricted to solely a lightsaber in a lightsaber battle. The villain and other heroes/antiheroes are restricted to their weapons you are not. You can even use, seekers, pulse cannons, disrupters, etc that have appeared in Shadows of the Empire game and whatnot. You can use a Death Star in a fleet battle if you so dare.

    Who would you fight? Who do you think you would have a chance against? Vader, Maul, Savage, Palpatine, Thrawn, Plaguies, Darth Bane, Dooku, Nil Spar.
    Any villain, discuss your fight scene in details here and how you beat them. You also have to reference your battle and say this battle scene came from Episode 1, Darth Maul-Shadow Hunter, etc.
  2. Merkual Force Ghost

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    interesting thread, since I am a sword enthusiast and also know a bit about Martial Arts in general, I will choose villains in which use a lightsaber:

    Simply put:

    Darth Maul- realistically all those fancy twirls and spins do nothing for you in a real fight, such tactics are as useful as a moth using patterns on it's wings to make the predator think it's more scary than it actually is, Maul also has a tendency to kick during battles, another reckless thing to do, and I'm shocked no-one took advantage of this, and chopped his foot off, Maul neither is impressive or scary with his lightsaber, and was more threatening in the small Tatooine battle with Qui-Gon

    suited Vader: without the force at his disposal Vader would be easy to defeat, he is rather slow and heavy handed, thus being unbalanced with the blade.
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  3. DoubleGold Jedi Padawan

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    I just now thought of a villain in which I can beat. Jabba the Hut. Replacing Han Solo, after frying Greedo, quickly gun down a few of Jabba's guards unexpectedly from a distance and since Jabba is slow and I'm not tied up, a few blaster bolts will make him history. His monster in the basement though would be tough and if I remember correctly, Bobba-Fett isn't in that scene where Han fries Greedo or in the scene where Han confronts Jabba about it, so I don't have to worry about going up against him. Or one single disruptur blast away from me would take out a good handful of guards, then blaster bolts at Jabba.

    A single ATST on foot, I did this in shadows of the empire without taking damage, which means I could do it in real life, since one or two shots on me would mean death. Simply run behind it and stay behind it, continuously fire blaster bolts at its legs.

    Possibly Maul in shadow hunter, simply put, Lorn Paven messed up. Get close enough and one simple blaster bolt to the back of the head, instead of on the back of the body would almost ensure death, and with two more shots left one or two anywhere on the body for good measure. Though I would have to survive during the rest of the book for it to be legit and I'd constantly be looking for ways to ambush Maul having read the book, though this is also kind of using Meta Knowledge.
    Last edited by DoubleGold, Nov 27, 2013
  4. Sarge Chosen One

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    What @Merkual said. Also, if you can bind up one of his blades, use your leverage to turn his sabre so that his other blade cuts him in half.

    That's me on the right. I studied medieval Italian longsword for a few years.
    [IMG]
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  5. TX-20 Force Ghost

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    Anakin.

    I'd just lie to him about how losing to me would cause his wife to come back from the dead.
  6. WriterMan Jedi Grand Master

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    I would destroy Nute Gunray [face_devil]
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  7. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    I can destroy Vader with my finger
  8. DLINE Jedi Knight

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    Uh none I whould die so fast.
  9. Aaronaman Jedi Grand Master

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    The Trooper second from the right has asthma......
    [IMG]
    .....he'd get winded and then I'd totally destroy him.
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  10. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    I could take Salacious Crumb in a fist fight.
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  11. DoubleGold Jedi Padawan

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    @Aaronaman that's the funniest one yet, just make sure he/she is alone.

    Also funny and very interesting. I'm sure if challenged no one from his affiliation would interfere or reject your proposal.
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  12. plaidphoenix Force Ghost

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    I know I'd own Ponda Baba in an arm wrestling contest.
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  13. Rachel_In_Red Jedi Grand Master

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    Give me a pink lightsaber and I would beat all their ***es. ;)
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  14. Darth Eddie Force Ghost

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    Jabba the Hutt doesn't seem too hard to take out. Not too... mobile, or anything.
  15. Iron_lord Chosen One

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    When in a fight, he can move fast:

    [IMG]
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  16. Darth Binky Force Ghost

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    Christopher Lee is what, 80 years old now? I'm pretty sure I can take him.
  17. DoubleGold Jedi Padawan

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    Didn't realize they made Count Dooku so old when they made the prequel trilogy. He's 91, which means he was 83 in Revenge of the Sith.
  18. Thuro Jedi Grand Master

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    I could take Jango Fett (after his head got chopped off)
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  19. vw_jedi Force Ghost

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    Probably Zam Wesell. Heh.
  20. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    All you need to take out Jabba is salt. He is a big slug, right?
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  21. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    I could take a Sarlacc in a foot race.
  22. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I could choke the hell out of Jabba the Hutt.
  23. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Tarkin. He's old. I'd kick his ass.
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  24. DoubleGold Jedi Padawan

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    Better get lots of it and poor it everywhere in his palace, that would be funny though.
  25. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

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    The fat bounty hunter dressed like a mummy.