While I was out about town I needed the loo so...

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up too mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say,
I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to
call you back. I've got some d!ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say!

 

False

 

Course its false you plonka, Rodney! Its a joke! And i've seen it used in a sketch.

 

I know it's a joke, but it's always fun to use Snopes

(Especially with you )

 

LOl I actually laughed out loud reading that.

 

lol ya see snopes takes everything and gives it as false or true- even when it clear its a joke or something silly- silly just like snopes is getting.

 

but ... you're funny

 

Snopes is always good for a chuckle!

 

lol orn- i'm talking to Rodney above you

 

Although we know it's a joke, there are plenty of people who think such obvious stories are true. "It happened to a mate of mine, I swear" etc etc

 

They're just Rodneys!

 

That's not funny

 

I'm sure its happened to someone, otherwise where would people have got the story from?

 

I dunno maybe imagination and humour combined?


It could happen.

 

No that combination has only happened once this Century, Pete Burns and his face

 

no seriously, Richie, it DID happen to me.

 

Fantastic!

 

LOL, good joke

 

That's a good one.

 

Wasn't it obvious he was on the phone?

 

Wait a sec. Who rings ppl when they on the crapper? I sure as hell don't want to be talking to someone while they're squeezing one out

 

how do people know you're on the bog when they ring you?

 

From reading the joke I feel the guy in the bog has dialed the number and then said 'Hello mate etc' when his mate answered- though the phone could have been on vibrate or silent (and in his hands (the PHONE) so he noticed it ringing- possibly while texting someone?) if the guy had been called instead of him calling.

lol all this silly analysis over a joke!