FF:VIC Who (females) is willing to go with HawkNC as his date to the Yr 12 Formal?

Fair enough...when you finish, move to Melbourne. It's sunny in summer, with just enough rain in winter to remind you of home.

lol I'll consider it

One thing I wouldn't do is move where my aunt and uncle live....Perth

I don't blame you, there's nothing in Perth. Well, unless you like...well, nothing.

nahh I am a city girl....I've spent most of my life in London and lived in a town in the north of England for the last year and boy do I get bored easy there is nothing here unless you can drive which I can't

me thinks for college I shall be moving back to London

Yeah, I'm a born city-slicker too. I love the life Melbourne has, I couldn't stand living in a country town. It would just be so BORING. At least there's always something to do or somewhere to go here.

lol

Well I'll definatly give Melbourne a visit next year

Good to hear, I'm sure we can organise a tour guide or five to show you around.

Cool I'll look forward to it

I would go to you to the ball but I am a straight male so it wouldn't work out. I am sorry it would be a serious no touchy-touchy affair if we did.

lol

I would if I didn't live in England

Even though the formal has already occurred, I thank you sincerely for volunteering, LadyVader. As for Mixo...don't worry, I wouldn't have gone with you anyway.

Aah man rejected by forum. I feel used and dirty.

Eh? It sounds like the city-slicker is picking on us 'ere country folk! Melbourne, Shmelbourne. What a joke! I feel sorry for Mixo, you poor dirty soul. At the same time I would have liked to offer myself as a date, unfortunately us lilly-livered country boys don't date city-slickers, so shove off.

Yeah boy i think Lute Leigh is correct. Damm city slickers are picking on us good old country folk. 2 heads r better than one and I can date my sister anytime. If i see any of you all city slickers i will fill you full of buckshot!

I'll just run you over in my Fancy City Folk BMW.

Done and done.

And I shall smite your wretched country lexicon thus, and as any self-respecting Abcderian would do. I will however, continue to assail your battalogical tropisms with more reasoned and diverse lexicographic displays of education and intellect.

Adieu.

Damm city slickers! You thunk you and u education is more than what my sister provided me with?
I thunk not
If me or my cousins see you in the woods
You better watch out boy!!!!!
Some country justice will be dealt out!

Hey brother Mixo. We fight on da same side. Say- we're prob-bly cousins in da great Aussie bush. Everyones related round these parts, whether it be marriage to your daughter or what not. But let's gather da folk round ere an march t'wards da city an mow down those slickers in our tractors!

COWBOY UP! boy. These city slickers aint knowin much at all. I should steer on down to Melbourne town in my John Deere and harvest me some yuppie. I sure aint edeocated much but I still have some knowin. I better go for now as my wife(sister) is cooking tee.

Cookin T? Alright! Us country folk sure know how'ta treat a lady. Send em to da kitchen a brew us lads a feast! Eat up big, my boy (hey you probably ARE my boy, I don''t know which womans I've notched), cause we got a big day ahead of us in the big city!

You better be laughing at the country hicks.

Shivers and goes to hide in his comfortable city unit and to bask in his inducted heating haze, with HawkNC


O! Hawk, 'tseems that ye country hicks are determined to sophyrosine our presence from these hallowed concrete plains of civilisation. May Huggard preserve us! They are coming!

Yes Siree old huggard boys, the men from the bush are coming like an invading wind. For too long have we hidden behind our sisters and dumplings. It is time to use one of those new teleophone things and amass the armies of hickness.
Yeah ha!
My scattergun will be glowing red and I will be riding a war-hog down into old Melbourne town soon, yes siree.
If i see youall in my redneck of the woods then i will sick my mother aka my sister onto youall.

It is remarkable that in today day and age that they don't knock the inbreads on the head when there born. but then again that might knock-out half the regional areas of victoria.
I may be wrong though Mixo might just be trying to get a pure bread Jedi "Wronky" baby