JCC Who has had their home broken into? Advice?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Coruscant, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    what? how did you get to do that? i want that to happen to me too!
  2. tom Chosen One

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    it's a special thing they only do at fancy pizza establishments. andrew could probably make one for us though. he has mastered the magic of pizza.
  3. AmazingB Manager Emeritus

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    I hope I'm never muggerated. That would be terrible.

    Amazing.
  4. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    So did you go to Hogwarts or another wizarding school?
  5. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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  6. harpua Chosen One

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    That's muggle, Juliet.
    Last edited by harpuah, Jan 18, 2013
  7. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Well he said he was never turned into a muggle, so I figured he must be a wizard.
  8. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I vanquishalize Juliet from this thread.

    "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet"
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  9. harpua Chosen One

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    Don't... she'll only go post crap in the music thread.
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  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Too late for that. :(
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  11. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    It's been awhile since I read Goblet of Fire, but didn't the fake Mad-Eyed Moody have some sort of freezing charm put on him as he was allegedly breaking into houses?

    And what are we talking about again?
  12. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  13. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    It is best to project an image of strength so other criminals will not be encouraged to strike. Arrange local television interviews where you say vaguely threatening things like "You don't have to come and confess. We're looking for you. We're going to find you."
  14. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Or...you can have a bit of FUN with it....
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  15. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    "You can run and tell that, homeboy!"
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  16. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    @AAAAAH, I keep thinking your icon is this guy:

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  17. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    i could. and do make pizzas with pesto base all the time
  18. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    Here are a few tips:

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/improvement/security/silly-anti-theft-gadgets

    This is my favourite:

    Opto-Electronic Design Fake TV, $29.95


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    An obviously empty house is a tempting target. This flashing box purports to "accurately simulate the light output of a real LCD HDTV television, encouraging burglars to pick an easier target." How it works: A series of red, green, blue and white LED lights flash in semi-random patterns, tricking would-be burglars into thinking a TV is on in the house. The low-wattage LEDs use a fiftieth of the electricity of a power-hungry flat screen, and they can be programmed to flick on automatically at dusk.
  19. harpua Chosen One

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    I love this post so much.
  20. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    I don't know if you know this or not, but according to the second amendment it is your inalienable right to shoot anybody who sets foot on your property so I suggest going out and buying an automatic rifle (before Obama takes them all away ALONG WITH THE REST OF OUR FREEDOM) and then sitting on your roof 24/7 waiting for a shady looking figure or minority to set foot on your lawn and then teaching them a lesson about JUST WHOS GRASS THAT IS THEY'RE TREADING ON.
  21. harpua Chosen One

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    Fixed to reflect a nugget of wisdom posted today.
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  22. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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  23. harpua Chosen One

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    Praise Jaysus.
    Last edited by harpuah, Jan 18, 2013
  24. thesevegetables Jedi Grand Master

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    Stop sleeping in a bed, too. Mark Twain agrees with me. Thousands are killed in car accidents each year, but millions die in their beds! Sleeping in a bed is truly fatal.
  25. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Can also hone your skills by taking out squirrels, and solve 2 problems at once.
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