main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

JCC Who has had their home broken into? Advice?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Coruscant, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 8, 2012
    what? how did you get to do that? i want that to happen to me too!
     
  2. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Mar 14, 2004
    it's a special thing they only do at fancy pizza establishments. andrew could probably make one for us though. he has mastered the magic of pizza.
     
  3. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jan 12, 2001
    I hope I'm never muggerated. That would be terrible.

    Amazing.
     
  4. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    So did you go to Hogwarts or another wizarding school?
     
  5. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 8, 2012
    muggerIZED
     
  6. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    That's muggle, Juliet.
     
  7. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Well he said he was never turned into a muggle, so I figured he must be a wizard.
     
  8. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    I vanquishalize Juliet from this thread.

    "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet"
     
    MASTERPRENN likes this.
  9. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    Don't... she'll only go post crap in the music thread.
     
    MASTERPRENN likes this.
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    Too late for that. :(
     
    MASTERPRENN likes this.
  11. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Mar 4, 2011
    It's been awhile since I read Goblet of Fire, but didn't the fake Mad-Eyed Moody have some sort of freezing charm put on him as he was allegedly breaking into houses?

    And what are we talking about again?
     
  12. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    Pizza.
     
    anakinfansince1983 likes this.
  13. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    May 4, 2003
    It is best to project an image of strength so other criminals will not be encouraged to strike. Arrange local television interviews where you say vaguely threatening things like "You don't have to come and confess. We're looking for you. We're going to find you."
     
  14. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jul 20, 2008
    Or...you can have a bit of FUN with it....
     
    GenAntilles and Juliet316 like this.
  15. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jul 20, 2008
    "You can run and tell that, homeboy!"
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Aug 16, 2002
    AAAAAH, I keep thinking your icon is this guy:

    [​IMG]
     
  17. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 1, 2003
    i could. and do make pizzas with pesto base all the time
     
  18. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Feb 15, 2000
    Here are a few tips:

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/improvement/security/silly-anti-theft-gadgets

    This is my favourite:

    Opto-Electronic Design Fake TV, $29.95


    [​IMG]

    An obviously empty house is a tempting target. This flashing box purports to "accurately simulate the light output of a real LCD HDTV television, encouraging burglars to pick an easier target." How it works: A series of red, green, blue and white LED lights flash in semi-random patterns, tricking would-be burglars into thinking a TV is on in the house. The low-wattage LEDs use a fiftieth of the electricity of a power-hungry flat screen, and they can be programmed to flick on automatically at dusk.
     
  19. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    I love this post so much.
     
  20. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 21, 2005
    I don't know if you know this or not, but according to the second amendment it is your inalienable right to shoot anybody who sets foot on your property so I suggest going out and buying an automatic rifle (before Obama takes them all away ALONG WITH THE REST OF OUR FREEDOM) and then sitting on your roof 24/7 waiting for a shady looking figure or minority to set foot on your lawn and then teaching them a lesson about JUST WHOS GRASS THAT IS THEY'RE TREADING ON.
     
  21. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    Fixed to reflect a nugget of wisdom posted today.
     
    MASTERPRENN likes this.
  22. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Feb 15, 2000
    Hallelujah!
     
  23. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Mar 12, 2005
    Praise Jaysus.
     
  24. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 11, 2012
    Stop sleeping in a bed, too. Mark Twain agrees with me. Thousands are killed in car accidents each year, but millions die in their beds! Sleeping in a bed is truly fatal.
     
  25. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    Can also hone your skills by taking out squirrels, and solve 2 problems at once.
     
    thesevegetables likes this.