JCC Who has the best deep thoughts?

I'm i'm supposed to be impressed that Whales can do circus tricks? Giraffes are mighty warriors. Put them on an even playing field and see what happens.

 

I have no deep thoughts, only deep hurting.

 

lol warriors. They're fighting over who is the best sex creature.

 

Fact: 80% of whales are the functional equivalent of unambitious sharks. The other 20% are fat Dolphins.

They were battling about marriage. That has nothing to do with sex.

 

Uh.... deep throating has plenty to do with sex, you animal sex person.

 

Douglas Adams. I mean, it's the reason this ******* planet exists.

 

fat dolphins? Giraffes are just long deer.

And they're not fighting over marriage, they're fighting to see who gets to have the female pee in their mouth. Didn't know you were into that kind of kinkery, wocks.

 

This thread is about who has the longest esophagus. Also who could beat each other up in a fight. You are going way off track Harpuah.

 

Actually, this thread is about deep thoughts.... JP's parody thread idea was about deep throating--the act of taking a penis deeply into the throat during fellatio. You are talking about bestiality, or something.

 

Jp was asking a simple anatomy that you guys perverted just because you guys picked the team of a bunch of fat layabouts instead of the excellency of giraffes. Who are you trying to convince?

 

Do you think a fat layabout could propel themself out of the water like that? Clearly you have no idea the kind of power it takes to generate such force.

 

Dont you think a non-fat person would have a visible neck?

QED.

Also, why are you so excited about some servile animal that can be bad entertainment for humans with a short attention span? Giraffes stands above mortal men in victory.

 

check this out, wocky.

ctrl+f giraffe. kinda weird how they have to specify that the giraffe has the longest neck of any land mammal. hmm.

while the whale has it's own complete list of biggest body parts, i guess the giraffe has to settle with falling in under "other animals". :/

 

Servile animal? They're imprisoned for human amusement. They're not servile.

 

http://morelesscompare.com/largest-animals/blue-whale-vs-giraffe/

plus on this site four(!) people were willing to take time out of their day and sign up with their freaking email address to vote on the blue whale being better than the giraffe. while only one person would do the same for the giraffe. that speaks for itself. honestly. their email address, wocky. they probably receive spam mails to this day. all for the sake of letting the world know that the blue whale truly is superior to the giraffe.

 

Giraffes will inherit the Earth eventually; can't say the same about whales.

 

not anymore! lately i've been all about telling people what's right with them. i just love repeating over and over again why i'm glad they're my friend. too many of these conversations happen in a bathroom. that's usually why i bring a friend and take forever. there's nothing like expressing your love for someone over the sound of each others peeing.

i shouldn't drink.

 

Who has the best deep thoughts?

...42?

 

This thread took a weird turn.

 

they must have the worst chronic neck pain

 

My Enemies List foretold the day that our acquaintance would be riven apart by a vast and inseperable gulf of great moral consequence. I never imagined it would be this.

But very well, fate has spoken. As have you. I hereby formally challenge you and your Cetaceanist faction to repeat poll held here in the JCC, before the sight of all, to determine who is more worthy and valorous and also has the largest vertical measurement of the anatomy connecting their mouth to their first major digestive organs.

 

oh good, an snl joke from 30 years ago that wasnt funny when it debuted. thanks, tunick