Who in FF-UK would you like to swap jobs with?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, Feb 12, 2002.

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  1. Mouthy Jedi Knight

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    Jul 16, 2001
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    I'm not a student but me bro is... at Derby.
  2. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Bash is a Derby? A mere stones throw...I'm @ the Field Of Sheff
  3. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
    star 4
    ah the old Sheff meadow is it
  4. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Ain't no meadow like it

    City Of Knives, Forks and Sunbeams
  5. Gav Daragon Force Ghost

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    I just had a thought - imagine swapping jobs with TTG. Her pimp would probably relish the increase in business though
  6. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Yeah go on ppl, I could do with a break...these stilettoes are killing me...but then..no...how would I save up for my sex change operation?
  7. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
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    I used to go out with a girl from sheffield called rachel...

    //Just has a really freaky thought

    Nah...it couldn't be...
  8. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    No you didn't

    // feels sick

    OMG...John...?

    Heh heh

    The look on your face

    What did she look like and I'll tell you if it's me
  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    LOL.

    Jij hebt seks met ezels!
  10. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Explain yourself Mr Cantona...don't make me translate it
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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  12. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Like your cap?

    Tell me
  13. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    //nonchantly whistles to himself
  14. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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  15. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
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    5ft 6 red hair in a bob..freakles on her nose and cheeks and a fanastic bottom
  16. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    We're both safe...

    I'm Kylie Height with blonde hair, freckles on my nose and a fanastic bottom


  17. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    and a fanastic bottom

    If you compare it to Dawn French. And only just even then.
  18. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
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    TTG

    ...and your telephone number is..?? ;)
  19. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Feel free to kiss my (_!_) anytime you like Senor C

    EDIT: Arun, calls are charged at £75 per minute if you're calling me @ the office - 0898...
  20. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
    star 6
    ..hold on let me get a pen
  21. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    LOL

    Make sure you get put through to me...there are 70 yr old Waynetta Slobs in here making like the advertised 'bored housewives awaiting your call'
  22. Wedges_Wingman Jedi Knight

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    Sep 11, 2001
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    Chet!

    Wij zullen dit soort taal dus helemaal niet in dit forum dulden, snap je? Alhoewel...

    :D

    -J
  23. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Feb 27, 2000
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    hmmmm, that puts a whole new twist to the housewives/husbands threads.
  24. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    You haven't really been fooled by the Housewife Thing all these years have you Alpha?

    How do you think they get enough money for their Mr Sheen? Where there's a bored housewife, there's a phone...
  25. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 30, 2001
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    According to my translator ....

    OAC: You hebt sex with workbench!

    W_W: We will this species speech thus wholly not within this panel tolerate snap yours? though..
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