Who in FF-UK would you like to swap jobs with?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, Feb 12, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LOl. You got that right Jakob, it's our motto. (er, that is, if I understood correctly)
  2. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Exactly why I couldn't be (_!_)ed to translate...or intrep-ra-tate (as Wrightie would say)
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL. That's what happens when you use an internet translator OJK!
  4. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Lemme get this right OA...it's your motto - To Have Sex With As Many Workbenches As Possible?
  5. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    "How do you think they get enough money for their Mr Sheen? Where there's a bored housewife, there's a phone..."

    hmmmmmm, you got a point there.
  6. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    That's what happens when you use an internet translator OJK!

    "A bad Dutch speaker always blames my internet translator" ... as my Grandad always used to say.
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ TTg. In my motto replace workbench with a word that rhymes. And I was talking about the FF-UK motto as you well know my dear.
  8. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    "Turk wrench"? Some kind of foreign car mechanic?
  9. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    So lemme get this right...it's your motto to

    Have Sex With A Many Monkeywrenches As Possible?

    Have I got the bullseye?
  10. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Chet - love the sig. LMAO.

    .....I said, what do you want from me monster??
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL. Finally someone got the reference. Best episode ever.
  12. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  13. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Was I right about the monkeywrenches?
  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    If you drop the wrench bit you're correct. So how bout it hun, you fit the description. ;)
  15. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ Bestiality Bob

    I shaved my back hair today. I'm not as attractive as I used to be. I'm not good enough for you. You're out of my league.

    // plays hard to get
  16. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    s'alright, the rate your back hair grows, it'll back by midnight.

    // plays hard to get

    that's not what it says on the toilet wall at the ritzy. :p
  17. Wedges_Wingman Jedi Knight

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    Donkey rhymes with workbench? Well it does in Dutch...

    -J
  18. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    what's the difference... TTG will screw them both ;)
  19. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    No really, I don't think it'll be thick enough for you to run your fingers through by midnight...

    // grosses self out

    You think the graffiti on the toilet wall in the Ritzy's bad...but people have left graffiti in places I've never been kissed...oh and I haven't bathed for a month...

    Ho 'bout it hun? LOL
  20. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    you know what? you've actually grossed me out. LOL.

    ED: And Jakob, ssshhh about the donkey jibe, she doesn't know.
  21. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL. I do now.

    And

    // pities OA

    I laugh at you, sir!

    You insult me in Dutch cuz you know I can't be arsed to translate and you're banking on me not whupping your sorry (_!_) in public. Have you no shame? Even about the obvious physical deformities we can already see?

    // opens up a can of whup ass
  22. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    // opens up a can of whup ass

    Does it smell as bad as your breath?
  23. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    No it smells as bad as yours (see what I've done there)

    You know that ex of yours who told me bedtime with you was like getting an oyster into a parking meter? Well she gave me photos

    // passes them round the office

    // deafened by the laughter
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    // passes them round the office

    // deafened by the laughter


    You showed them the pics of you and your donkey again didn't you?
  25. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I'd tell you to go pick on someone your own size, but really there can't be anyone that little

    // waggles finger
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