Who in FF-UK would you like to swap jobs with?

LOl. You got that right Jakob, it's our motto. (er, that is, if I understood correctly)

 

Exactly why I couldn't be (_!_)ed to translate...or intrep-ra-tate (as Wrightie would say)

 

LOL. That's what happens when you use an internet translator OJK!

 

Lemme get this right OA...it's your motto - To Have Sex With As Many Workbenches As Possible?

 

"How do you think they get enough money for their Mr Sheen? Where there's a bored housewife, there's a phone..."

hmmmmmm, you got a point there.

 

That's what happens when you use an internet translator OJK!

"A bad Dutch speaker always blames my internet translator" ... as my Grandad always used to say.

 

LOL @ TTg. In my motto replace workbench with a word that rhymes. And I was talking about the FF-UK motto as you well know my dear.

 

"Turk wrench"? Some kind of foreign car mechanic?

 

So lemme get this right...it's your motto to

Have Sex With A Many Monkeywrenches As Possible?

Have I got the bullseye?

 

Chet - love the sig. LMAO.

.....I said, what do you want from me monster??

 

LOL. Finally someone got the reference. Best episode ever.

 

Was I right about the monkeywrenches?

 

If you drop the wrench bit you're correct. So how bout it hun, you fit the description.

 

LOL @ Bestiality Bob

I shaved my back hair today. I'm not as attractive as I used to be. I'm not good enough for you. You're out of my league.

// plays hard to get

 

s'alright, the rate your back hair grows, it'll back by midnight.

// plays hard to get

that's not what it says on the toilet wall at the ritzy.

 

Donkey rhymes with workbench? Well it does in Dutch...

-J

 

what's the difference... TTG will screw them both

 

No really, I don't think it'll be thick enough for you to run your fingers through by midnight...

// grosses self out

You think the graffiti on the toilet wall in the Ritzy's bad...but people have left graffiti in places I've never been kissed...oh and I haven't bathed for a month...

Ho 'bout it hun? LOL

 

you know what? you've actually grossed me out. LOL.

ED: And Jakob, ssshhh about the donkey jibe, she doesn't know.

 

LOL. I do now.

And

// pities OA

I laugh at you, sir!

You insult me in Dutch cuz you know I can't be arsed to translate and you're banking on me not whupping your sorry (_!_) in public. Have you no shame? Even about the obvious physical deformities we can already see?

// opens up a can of whup ass

 

// opens up a can of whup ass

Does it smell as bad as your breath?

 

No it smells as bad as yours (see what I've done there)

You know that ex of yours who told me bedtime with you was like getting an oyster into a parking meter? Well she gave me photos

// passes them round the office

// deafened by the laughter

 

// passes them round the office

// deafened by the laughter

You showed them the pics of you and your donkey again didn't you?

 

I'd tell you to go pick on someone your own size, but really there can't be anyone that little

// waggles finger