FF:QLD Who is Mr Squidly?

Let's just get a few things straight here; I have one personality and that is "ME". My fly is up and NO turtle will ever get it down.

I have an idea though, I can get the admins to compare IP addresses to Mr_Squidly and a couple of potential suspects. Mr_Squidly you have 48 hours to reveal yourself or send a package containing $5000 Aus dollars to

Who is Mr_Squidly c/o
SWNZ
Wellington
New Zealand

It's your choice.

 

Why would you want Australian dollars? They're almost as worthless as the Kiwi dollar.

 

Well if he want's them, so hand them over. Not our fault he will be trading down is it.

 

ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT!

I have absolutely no idea who Mr Squiddly is. Sorry if you were expecting something a little more interesting.

 

Ha I laugh at you! It was me ALL along

{No wait... Mr Ewok just owned up} it wasn't me after all
I would have prefered the money you know.

 

This sounds like a case for the Scooby Doo gang! I bet its that old mister........

 

This sounds like a job for super slueth. That would be me

 

I don't think we need to do any more sleuthing since he just owned up. All we need to do is grab a couple of scooby snacks and rip his mask off to reveal who Mr Ewok really is.

 

But has he admitted it? It looks like he just admitted to knowing nothing at all(not that thats a surprise to any of us!)

 

<whips outs oversized magnifying glass> The games afoot!

 

What do you carry a magnifying glass around with you for Grieyls? mmmkay?

 

Now why would you ask that question for... Say where were you on the 15th, come on, coff it up!!!

 

What happened on the 15th?

 

A very nasty affair if you must know <looks suspiciously at Paul> Why do you ask?

 

'Cos i have no idea what happened on the 15th?

 

Oh really? Now why would that be I wonder?

 

Grieyls, I don't think you've got the qualifications for this job. Maybe you should hire a professional . . .

 

what the hell would he need a woman like that for? He devoted to JediLeia remember!

 

Well there goes my tactics to flush out Mr Ewok as the purper... perpertat... as the person who is Mr_Squidly.

BTW I was at home washing my hair on the 15th, my shampoo bottle will vouch for that.

 

i thought you might be at home , washing your hair

 

I don't know, you all look suspicious to me.

 

including me

 

Of course not, your perfectly harmless.

 

i'm glad you think so

 

Oh I don't think so, I know so