Rocky M, NC Who is the Greatest Villian of All Time?

Yow!

 

Ummm, so she hikes, goes water skiing and rock climbs in the nude? NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF WOMAN!... well, you said she doesn't dress... oh dress up... maybe I should finish reading before I get so worked up...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

You REALLY need to make yourself another stash of blue milk, man... You are starting to see things that just arent there!

 

Well, in her wilder days...but we won't talk about that.

No we aren't twins, she's 6 months older.

 

Ummm... problem here....

I she's 6 months OLDER, then how are you the SAME AGE???

 

Weeeeeeelllll, for 6 months out of the year we are the same age. Right now I'm 24 and she's 25, but in June we'll both be 25 until December....Well, you get the idea.

 

well, no... I guess I don't...

To be the SAME age, you had to be born at exactly the same time. Even twins (of the same womb) are not the same age, unless in a freakish twist of events, both are expelled at once, side by side, with neither having a fraction of an inch advantage.

Otherwise, a child born in Nova Scotia at 1200 hours on February 28th and a child born in Guam at 1200 hours on their comparable day, exactly at 1200 hours for both - those children are the SAME age.

Freaky, sure. Nitpicky - hey, it's me, but there are some absolutes that can never be tampered with - time being one of them... ummmm, except for daylight savings time, leap years.... oh forget it.

Where was I?

Hey, glad to know you're both the same age!

 

/puts his hand to his forehead and groans

 

ummm, ok. We are of similar age. Happy?

 

Satisfied, sort of. Not "happy."

 

Joe will not be happy until wampa's rule the world...or until Michelle Trachtenberg (AKA Dawn) marries him.

BTW, Joe if you haven't already heard, she's got a movie coming out soon: European Vacation.

 

Well I'm happy /slygrin but I have one question... unless modern medicine has evolved at an extraordinary pace... doesn't it take 9 months to have a baby? How is she 6 months older?

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Yes, Entropy - though the name has changed several times. It's Euro Trip now.... sort of like Road Trip overseas.... sigh...Dawn

 

Euro Trip looks to be very funny.

 

Only european trip id like to take is to PARIS! And stay at the HILTON. THE PARIS HILTON. Oh...Settle Down I must.

 

Well, according to Ben Affleck, we have a new center of evil in the universe... George Steinbrenner!

Go here.

 

I would agree with that. I hate the Yankees! Go Orioles!

 

Wow. I didn't know that George Steinbrenner was french.

 

What???? ACK!