JCC Who made pizza?

Discussion in 'Community' started by R2-DK, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. R2-DK Jedi Knight

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    Apr 13, 2011
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    [image=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-0RNFcOj3HU0/Tlh885qKJ0I/AAAAAAAAAGk/JBYERCNCEWE/s640/Pizza_1.jpg]

    I did.

    [image=https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-WCOUXKUJ6Bo/Tlh88wtAUfI/AAAAAAAAAGg/C_gOdslsAKA/s640/Pizza_2.jpg]
  2. Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod

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    Aug 20, 2003
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    DK do you remember what I did last time you posted a photo with your mouth in that position?
  3. FlareStorm Jedi Master

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    Nov 13, 2000
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    Who made obvious thread with no content, just images....that's been made 20 times?

    You did
  4. R2-DK Jedi Knight

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    Apr 13, 2011
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    Hey, images are content!

    LOL!

    I actually thought about that before I took the photo. :p
  5. tom Force Ghost

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    that doesn't look like very good pizza.
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  6. Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod

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    I'm so glad you thought of a big black **** in your mouth before you posed. GAHHH.
  7. FlareStorm Jedi Master

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    Nov 13, 2000
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    oh that's really you?

    what's wrong with your nose?
  8. R2-DK Jedi Knight

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    Apr 13, 2011
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    I just mean I remembered it.

    It's not. :(

    I put too many seasonings in it.
  9. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    it is clear to me that you have no idea how to make a proper pizza.
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  10. R2-DK Jedi Knight

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    Apr 13, 2011
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    How is it done then?

    Give me step-by-step instructions.
  11. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight

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    Jun 18, 2004
    star 8
    Cheese would be a good start
  12. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    That pizza is undeclared.
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  13. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    who would admit to such a thing? i mean, damn.
  14. R2-DK Jedi Knight

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    Apr 13, 2011
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    Does that make it heathen?

    There is cheese on, and under the sauce. :)
  15. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    look, man. if you're using cheese under the sauce it damn well better be a deep dish. chi town style. what you got aint ****. your cheese is yellowed which means its all the wrong type of cheese for pizza. theres too much sauce, and it doesn't even appear to be good sauce. looks like some jarred crap to me. seriously, it looks more like clotted blood than juicy tomato. further, the cheese should surpass the sauce. it should be secured to the crust. otherwise, on the first bite you'll just be taking a hunk of cheese with it and the rest of the slice will be saucy bread. nobody wants that. last, i don't even see any herbs. at least have the decency to put some basil or oregano on it. that stuff's cheap, even the crappy dried version.

    if you want some advance level pizza making, i can go further into how the cheese and the crust clearly don't play off each other. if i had to guess, you used some premade pillsbury popcan bull****. that just don't cut it in the pizza world, son.
  16. harpua Chosen One

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    It looks terrible.
  17. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Tyrant

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    This post did all the work for me...
  18. R2-DK Jedi Knight

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    Apr 13, 2011
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    The advantage to putting some of the cheese under the sauce is that however much cheese gets displaced during the slicing process (none this time, but it happens to me a lot), there will still be some on each slice. I didn't know the thing about securing it to the crust though. Thanks for the advice.

    For the sauce I use spaghetti sauce with a small amount of tomato paste mixed in for thickness (never put too much cause paste tastes gross).

    As for herbs, I mixed some seasonings into the sauce (including oregano), and was going to sprinkle some on top, but forgot to.


    I mixed the dough for the crust myself.

    1 2/3 cup clour
    teaspoon salt
    teaspoon baking powder
    yeast
    vegetable oil
    warm water
  19. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    yep. that explains it. i couldn't quite place it, but it's definitely the baking powder. never ever use instant leavening in pizza. go for the slow rise yeast. otherwise your dough will be a bunch of ****.

    and just go ahead and buy some fresh tomatoes, or if you have to, some canned from italy. trust me. don't put tomato paste in there. if you want to thicken it and infuse it with flavor, cook it on low for a million hours.

    i don't even know what you're talking about with "displacing" the cheese though. use a good mozzarella, none of the bagged or hard block crap. take some pride in your work.
  20. tom Force Ghost

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    now i just want master jacen to make me a pizza.
  21. FlareStorm Jedi Master

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    Uh, its obviously store bought pizza...why are you all fighting about how it's made? It's fast food.

    And I'll out home cook pizza everyone here. So GT[H]OTB.
  22. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    wrong, flarestorm. storebought pizza always goes liberal on the cheese. if anything, that cheese is like rick perry.
  23. FlareStorm Jedi Master

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    Nov 13, 2000
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    I didn't say store bought. Try reading. It's local delivery.


    Oh wait I did say that. I meant delivery. ST[H]U
  24. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    you said store bought.
  25. tom Force Ghost

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    if someone delivered me that pizza i would cry.
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