Who or What would you be?

Okay everybody, here's one for everybody to answer.

If you lived in the Star Wars galaxy, who or what would you be. Would you be human or alien? Maybe you're a droid? Would you side with the rebels, or the Empire, or would you live in republic era. Jedi, Sith, Smuggler, Bounty Hunter, bartender. Who would you be?

 

As much as I'd like to say I'd be a Jedi or a Corellian Smuggler, I'd probably be a slicer. For those of you that haven't read the books, a slicer is, for all intents and purposes, a hacker. Yup, some kind of technician, probably working for the Empire (better wages I would suspect), building the entire Imperial Network on Ethernet!

Yup, that's what I'd probably be. Either that or an astromech....

Doug

 

I'd probably end up being a reporter for Holonet news. And right before the Clone Wars, I'd get wacked for discovering what Palpatine was up to.

 

I don't think I'd want to be anything in the Star Wars universe for one very simple reason: Fat guys are always getting the shaft in the flicks. Think about it: Porkins gets blown to bits, the rancor keeper gets his heart broken when the rancor get killed, and Jabba gets choked, albeit by a hot chick in a metal bikini.

Maybe I could get away with bein' a wampa, though, cause they're big and hairy and they growl a lot.

 

I'd probably like to be Mara Jade or Shaak Ti, but when I was little, I imagined myself as Luke and Leia's long lost kid cousin, who had remarkable empathic abilities.

 

I think Chewie is the total bomb. Could I be his girlfriend?