Niagara, ON "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" in the Star Wars World

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  1. jadepadawan Jedi Knight

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    Feb 12, 2002
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    Forgot to mention I do a little writing-here's an original by me

    Regis: Ok, we're back with Who Wants to be a Millionaire in the Star Wars galaxy and our contestant, Luke Skywalker is going for a million! Luke, are you ready?
    Luke: I know I'm ready! I'm not afraid!
    Yoda(in audience): You will be. You... will..be. Ready? Ha! What knows you ready?
    Regis: Quiet little green guy!
    Yoda (muttering): Much anger in him...
    Regis: You've used your 3 lifelines: asked CP0 for the answer, used the force to read people's mind's, and got Han to win an answer in a game of sabacc. So, here it is:
    Who killed your father? A) Boba Fett B) Jabba the Hutt C) Darth Vader D) Your father is alive and is Darth Vader
    Luke: Well, Ben told me Vader killed my father, so....C, final answer!
    Regis: Oh, Luke I'm sorry it was D!
    Luke: No..that's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!
    Vader (in audience): Search your feelings..you KNOW it be true!
    Luke: Noooo..Noo..Ben WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
    Obi Wan's voice: But, what I told you was true-from a certain point of view.
    Luke: Damn it Ben, that won't win me the money!
    Regis: Well, Luke, it was great having you..
    Luke (waving hand): You will give me the million.
    Regis (in trance) I will give you....
  2. Mert_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    Aug 28, 2001
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    Well, that was interesting.
  3. Woofer Jedi Master

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    Aug 27, 2001
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    To Mitch: You will find that interesting.
  4. Yebbed-Crage Jedi Master

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    Jun 3, 2001
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