Niagara, ON "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" in the Star Wars World

Forgot to mention I do a little writing-here's an original by me

Regis: Ok, we're back with Who Wants to be a Millionaire in the Star Wars galaxy and our contestant, Luke Skywalker is going for a million! Luke, are you ready?
Luke: I know I'm ready! I'm not afraid!
Yoda(in audience): You will be. You... will..be. Ready? Ha! What knows you ready?
Regis: Quiet little green guy!
Yoda (muttering): Much anger in him...
Regis: You've used your 3 lifelines: asked CP0 for the answer, used the force to read people's mind's, and got Han to win an answer in a game of sabacc. So, here it is:
Who killed your father? A) Boba Fett B) Jabba the Hutt C) Darth Vader D) Your father is alive and is Darth Vader
Luke: Well, Ben told me Vader killed my father, so....C, final answer!
Regis: Oh, Luke I'm sorry it was D!
Luke: No..that's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!
Vader (in audience): Search your feelings..you KNOW it be true!
Luke: Noooo..Noo..Ben WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
Obi Wan's voice: But, what I told you was true-from a certain point of view.
Luke: Damn it Ben, that won't win me the money!
Regis: Well, Luke, it was great having you..
Luke (waving hand): You will give me the million.
Regis (in trance) I will give you....

 

Well, that was interesting.

 

To Mitch: You will find that interesting.

 

That was good!