"Who would win if pancakes fought waffles?"

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by ophelia, Mar 24, 2008.

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  1. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    You must tell us who would win this fight, and why.

    [image=http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7541/pancakesrd4.jpg]

    Or

    [image=http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3023/wafflesvg2.jpg]

    Breakfast food with the most votes wins.
  2. Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager

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    Waffles, because according to the canon, they have superior firepower.
  3. halibut Ex-Mod and 2015 Celebrity Deadpool Winner

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    That may be, but pancakes have a longer range. It'd be the Falklands all over again.
  4. DVeditor Manager Emeritus

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    Waffles for sure - the pancakes don't have anything to hold on to!
  5. Dark_Jedi_Kenobi Manager Emeritus

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    Pancakes are pliable and fluffy. Waffles are stiff and coarse. Pancakes would beat waffles senseless everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. Case closed.
  6. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    Waffles, those divots have to be there for some reason.
  7. Everton Force Ghost

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    For me those divots (or 'holes') in the Waffles are the Waffles greatest weakness.
  8. GIMER Manager Emeritus

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    I think pancakes and waffles shouldn't fight.

    They should stick together!
  9. halibut Ex-Mod and 2015 Celebrity Deadpool Winner

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    It's all about the range, folks. The range!

    The waffles would never get near the pancakes.
  10. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    Are these Belgian waffles, or normal waffles? Because I hear that Belgians fight dirty.
  11. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    African or European waffle?
  12. Zaz Jedi Knight

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    Middleweight or heavyweight?
  13. snowspeeder_gunner Jedi Padawan

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    Waffles because they can store extra syrup/boiling oil in their "divots".
  14. Master-Fett Jedi Master

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    Weakness? Weakness! They provide traction that the pancakes erroneously do not have!
  15. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Knight

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  16. Vengance1003 Jedi Knight

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    BHow many waffles do you see piled up on top of each other? Two, three. Bah! On the banner alone, there is 6 pancakes staked up. Explain that!
  17. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Master

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  18. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    Pancakes always attack in stacks. Waffles often fly solo.
  19. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    Waffles would win because they usually end up with spikey parts that would just rip the pancake apart.
  20. soitscometothis Jedi Grand Master

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    Hellboy would vote for pancakes:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/rnart/pancakes-01.jpg]
    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/rnart/pancakes-02.jpg]
  21. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    One waffle has to be the match for 4 or 5 pancakes.
  22. Crash_Davis Jedi Knight

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  23. mrsvos Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/2004-10-11.jpg]
  24. Merlin_Ambrosius69 Jedi Master

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    There are frozen waffles in every supermarket in America (and Europe?). There is no such thing as a frozen pancake. You do the math.
  25. Yodaminch Jedi Grand Master

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    Incorrect:

    [image=http://www.kosher.com/images/products/product/009/038000673009/038000673009-kelloggs-eggo-buttermilk-pancakes-1.jpg]
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